ALLCAPS Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I AM PASSING EXTREMELY SULFERIC GAS. FARTS, IN LAYMANS TERMS. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? ITS LIKE A GIFT OR A CURSE, DEPENDING ON WHO I'M WITH. SOMETIMES ITS NICE TO PASS IT SILENTLY AND LET EVERYONE GUESS WHO IT WAS. RIGHT NOW THE LOOK ON ALL MY OFFICEMATES FACES IS PRICELESS. THEY'VE GOT THEIR FACES ALL SCRUNCHED UP AND THEY'RE LOOKING AROUND TO SEE WHO IT IS. THEY DESERVE THIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Sounds like you just need to get better upholstery for your chair. Mine only seep out after I get up and walk away, so as to cause extreme confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Well I am getting more enjoyment out of this than the Kennedy Car Wreck thread. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Oh happy Birthday Rog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLCAPS Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 I JUST DEALT A POTENTIALLY LETHAL DOSE. MY CO-WORKER IN THE CUBE NEXT TO ME APPEARS TO BE UNCONCIOUS. OF COURSE, HE IS THAT WAY HALF THE TIME ANYWAY. SILENT BUT DEADLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Congratulations. Sounds like a successfull day at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLCAPS Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 VERY PRODUCTIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Sweet heavy crude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? ITS LIKE A GIFT OR A CURSE, DEPENDING ON WHO I'M WITH Â its a curse cause your not on a road trip in the car where your the driver with full controll of the power windows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fear_and_greed Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 A reliable way to check a sleeping bags temp rating is how long it contains the stink from really foul farts. Afterwards it's fun to vent it directly into your partners face as he sleeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 zip-together bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Its the fart game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 ratemyfart.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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