ALLCAPS Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 I AM PASSING EXTREMELY SULFERIC GAS. FARTS, IN LAYMANS TERMS. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? ITS LIKE A GIFT OR A CURSE, DEPENDING ON WHO I'M WITH. SOMETIMES ITS NICE TO PASS IT SILENTLY AND LET EVERYONE GUESS WHO IT WAS. RIGHT NOW THE LOOK ON ALL MY OFFICEMATES FACES IS PRICELESS. THEY'VE GOT THEIR FACES ALL SCRUNCHED UP AND THEY'RE LOOKING AROUND TO SEE WHO IT IS. THEY DESERVE THIS. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Sounds like you just need to get better upholstery for your chair. Mine only seep out after I get up and walk away, so as to cause extreme confusion. Quote
RogerJ Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Well I am getting more enjoyment out of this than the Kennedy Car Wreck thread. Â Quote
ALLCAPS Posted May 4, 2006 Author Posted May 4, 2006 I JUST DEALT A POTENTIALLY LETHAL DOSE. MY CO-WORKER IN THE CUBE NEXT TO ME APPEARS TO BE UNCONCIOUS. OF COURSE, HE IS THAT WAY HALF THE TIME ANYWAY. SILENT BUT DEADLY. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Congratulations. Sounds like a successfull day at work. Quote
jmace Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? ITS LIKE A GIFT OR A CURSE, DEPENDING ON WHO I'M WITH Â its a curse cause your not on a road trip in the car where your the driver with full controll of the power windows... Quote
fear_and_greed Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 A reliable way to check a sleeping bags temp rating is how long it contains the stink from really foul farts. Afterwards it's fun to vent it directly into your partners face as he sleeps. Quote
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