fun recipes to share?

[G-spotter]

snaffle bacon

[archenemy]

yum kitty litter cake

[TREETOAD]

yum kitty litter cake

 

Why not just recycle the real stuff with about a pound of sugar in it. The lille bastards will eat anything if it is sweet enough, then use the money saved to buy Guinness.

[billcoe]

So yo're on the meat side of the rabbits: pet or meat debate?

 

 

 

Pleaseeeeee: Both of course.

 

I'd offer that guy from save toby money to put that thing down. save toby

[archenemy]

So this weekend, I made the best popcorn. My olive oil had gotten a suspicious fuzzy growth tumor in it, so I decided to just use what I had. Here is my secret recipe:

 

One large iron skillet

bacon grease in plentiful amount

heat super high over flame

put popcorn kernels in grease

pop like a mad man

sprinkle with Jonny's Popcorn Seasoning Salt

Enjoy

 

 

Simplicity was never so tasty.

[G-spotter]

what did you use to keep the popcorn in the skillet?

[archenemy]

An aebleskiver pan

[TREETOAD]

pig fat fried popcorn hmmm..

This is how I make popcorn.

pour enough canola oil in a pot to cover a kernel of corn.

drop in about four or five kernels

Turn heat on high and wait till the kernels start to pop then dump in enough popcorn to cover the bottom of the pot, throw on the lid and give er. As soon as the popping stops take off heat and pour on about a cup of butter adn some parmesan cheese. Find a place to hide on the kids and enjoy

[G-spotter]

You guys suck. Get an airpopper. Pop your popcorn. Then add salt, black pepper, sunflower oil, Tabasco and/or balsamic vinegar. mmmmm.

[RogerJ]

Possum Creole

 

Ingredients:

1 slightly injured possum

1 cup mayonnaise

8 cups pig fat

2 cups buttermilk

2 fresh green peppers

 

Directions: Slice green peppers and mix ingredients in a large bowl(exclude possum). Cut possum into chunks or thin strips. Mix possum chunks into bowl. Transfer contents of bowl into a casserole dich and bake under 350 degrees for two hours. Remove from oven, let sit for half an hour, and serve.

 

ENJOY!!

 

Ma always has problems cuttin' chunks out of the slightly injured possum.

[Dechristo]

popcorn (preferably white), butter, good-tasting yeast, salt, garlic pepper.

[Squid]

200ml Diet Coke with Lime

 

+

 

2 packets Lemon-Lime Emer'gen-C

 

=

 

carbonated bliss

[willstrickland]

1 packet pop rocks

+

1 can coke

=

Mikey's dead.

[Chad_A]

yum kitty litter cake

 

"1 new kitty litter pan

1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner

1 new pooper scooper "

 

This is pretty funny. Ya, like they need to tell you that

[TREETOAD]

Possum Creole

 

Ingredients:

1 slightly injured possum

1 cup mayonnaise

8 cups pig fat

2 cups buttermilk

2 fresh green peppers

 

Directions: Slice green peppers and mix ingredients in a large bowl(exclude possum). Cut possum into chunks or thin strips. Mix possum chunks into bowl. Transfer contents of bowl into a casserole dich and bake under 350 degrees for two hours. Remove from oven, let sit for half an hour, and serve.

 

ENJOY!!

 

Ma always has problems cuttin' chunks out of the slightly injured possum.

 

Ya and buttermilk is so gross

[archenemy]

Find a place to hide on the kids and enjoy

Just curious about this part of the recipe. What is the best way to find the place to hide popcorn on a kid?

[TREETOAD]

That is the question! They can smell popcorn in their sleep. Generally it is best to phone in sick at work and when they have gone to school pop away. Barring that you can always go into your grow op downstairs and flash up the exhaust fans. Or if you are watching tv then flash up a fatty and the smell of pot will cover the popcorn!!

[RogerJ]

"1 new kitty litter pan

1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner

1 new pooper scooper "

 

This is pretty funny. Ya, like they need to tell you that

 

Ooooops I forgot to read all the way to the bottom again.