archenemy Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 this would be bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Oh, I thought this was about constipation. My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 just let it flow cbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I thought this was gonna be about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I thought this was gonna be about me. Â Funny I thought it was going to be about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 maybe they could hire a scuba diver to start flushing the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 i like how you can trust city governments to waste millions of dollars on any number of things but you aren't sure you can count on them to pony up a hundred grand to rebuild your house when it's been given a reverse enema and it's clearly their fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 i like how you can trust city governments to waste millions of dollars on any number of things but you aren't sure you can count on them to pony up a hundred grand to rebuild your house when it's been given a reverse enema and it's clearly their fault. Reverse enema that's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 a reverse enema  The subtitle of the Spray Forum - a queue to spew in hue of poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaugg Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 maybe they could hire a scuba diver to start flushing the toilet. Â That's some funny shit right there (the story too). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 If you had the job it might not be so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 At least you wouldn't want to laugh with you mouth open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 clenched teeth laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 effluent affluence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 It's been true that some jobs aren't worth a shit but this one would be well compensated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 applicant must know shit from shine-ola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaugg Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 It would be difficult to find the toilet at first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaugg Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 perhaps rounding up some neighborhood dogs to come and eat a bit of it first would prove helpful. I'm not sure dogs eat non-turd-shaped things though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 It would be difficult to find the toilet at first  Applicants must be female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 Butt then the lid would have to be down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 The female scuba-diving toilet-finder locates the toilet in the depths of sewage and her first exclamation is, "WHAT INCONSIDERATE BASTARD LEFT THE SEAT UP?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 I'm certain the best solution would be pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 You'd be exchanging human shit for pig shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 No if you slaughter and eat the pigs b4 they can shit. Bacon tastest good. Pork chops taste good. Sewer rat, though, might taste like pumpkin pie..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 you guys are strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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