ken4ord Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 (edited) Well I was reading the Gaurdian this morning and in it was an article that the FCC has banned the word bullshit. I guess they have two words now in their banned words list, fuck and now bullshit. It is unbelieveable I think. Aren't there other words that are more offensive? I can't imagine how much was spent on deciding on wherther to ban the word or not. Well I think it is bullshit. Oh here is a link Gaurdian article Discuss....... Edited April 13, 2006 by ken4ord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 i call bullshit, serious, bullshit is such a bullshit word to ban. i wonder if they baned the word bull and shit as well, like fuck dude i steped in bull shit, or hey dude their is bull shit on ur shoe, or is it just when you say bullshit, like that dude is full of bullshit, of cource he could be full of bull shit as well but thats kinda gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 They said bullshit on CBC today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 thats bullshit, that probly why they banned the word bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I think cocksucker is next Can I still call BS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 They said bullshit on CBC today Yeah they also have Trailer Park Boys on the TV up yonder. That shit would never fly down here. Unfortunately there are a bunch of uptight fuckers that run this country...It's bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I'm offended by the words "coprophilia" and "booger". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I'm offended by the words "coprophilia" and "booger". I've got allergies to "Dobson" "jesus" and "focus on the family" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I'm offended by the words "coprophilia" and "booger". I've got allergies to "Dobson" "jesus" and "focus on the family" JEEZUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainmatt Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Can't wait to see South Park get ahold of this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 D'you have a personal affinity in the mixing of terms "coprophilia" and "South Park"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fear_and_greed Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I hope I never have to say genre or evocative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 they can't force you...hold fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 They said bullshit on CBC today And again this morning - Sheila Rogers was interviewing David Suzuki, and he referred to himself as a "shit disturber". But then, Suzuki and the CBC are all part of the pinko-commie bleeding-heart liberal campaign to destroy everything that's right and pure and good in the world, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised. But Sheila Rogers? I would have expected her to at least pretend to blush or something, maybe make a weak joke to try to divert attention from such grossly offensive language, but she didn't say a word. And a few weeks ago, she was talking to someone - Leonard Cohen, I think? - and she said "fuck". Right out loud, on a national radio program in broad daylight. Well, I nearly choked on my granola. "Fuck"? Sheila Rogers? What's this world coming to? We need something like the FCC up here, telling us what words we can and cannot hear. I don't think all those men died in the Battle of Britain, and in the shipping lanes of the Atlantic, and on the beaches of Normandy, and in the Scheldt Estuary, just so Sheila Rogers can say "fuck" any time she damn well feels like it. Honestly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 next thing ya know Raffi will be singing about pimping his ho's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Second Bruce: G'day, Bruce! First Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce! Third Bruce: How are you Bruce? First Bruce: A bit crook, Bruce. Second Bruce: Where's Bruce? First Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce. Third Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce. First Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum! Second Bruce: That's a strange expression, Bruce. First Bruce: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly to herself. Third Bruce: She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up. Second Bruce: Here! Here's the boss-fellow now! - how are you bruce? (Enter fourth Bruce with English person, Michael) Fourth Bruce: 'Ow are you, Bruce? First Bruce: G'day Bruce! Fourth Bruce: Bruce. Second Bruce: Hello Bruce. Fourth Bruce: Bruce. Third Bruce: How are you, Bruce? Fourth Bruce: G'day Bruce. Fourth Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. Everybruce: G'day! Michael: Hello. Fourth Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. First Bruce: Is your name not Bruce? Michael: No, it's Michael. Second Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion. Third Bruce: Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? Fourth Bruce: Gentlemen, I think we better start the faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask the padre for a prayer. First Bruce: Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen!! Everybruce: Amen! Fourth Bruce: Crack tubes! (Sound of cans opening) Now I call upon Bruce to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the philosophy faculty. Second Bruce: I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here. Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce! Fourth Bruce: Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also in charge of the sheep dip. Third Bruce: What's New-Bruce going to teach? Fourth Bruce: New-Bruce will be teaching political science, Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and Benaud. Second Bruce: Those are all cricketers! Fourth Bruce: Aww, spit! Third Bruce: Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce! Everybruce: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen! Fourth Bruce:Bruce: Crack tube! (Sound of cans opening) Any questions? Second Bruce: New-Bruce, are you a Poofter? Fourth Bruce: Are you a Poofter? Michael: No! Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One! Everybruce: No Poofters! Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three? Everybruce: No Poofters!! Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five, Everybruce: No Poofters! Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven, Everybruce: No Poofters!! Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce. First Bruce: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand. Everybruce: Amen! (NB: The Album versions continue with the Philosopher's song The TV version continues below....) First Bruce: Right, let's get some Sheilas. (An Aborigine bunts in with an enormous tray full of enormous steaks.) Fourth Bruce: OK. Second Bruce: Ah, elevenses. Third Bruce: This should tide us over 'til lunchtime. Second Bruce: Reckon so, Bruce. First Bruce: Sydney Nolan! What's that! (points) (Cut to dramatic close-up of Fourth Bruce's ear. Hold close-up. The superimposed arrow pointing to the ear.) Voice Over: Number nine. The ear. *****Album Version Continued****** (And now all four Bruces launch into the Philosopher's song) Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable. Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel. And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 MrE no one is going to read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Speaking of bullshit, I clicked on one of the hosted ads. I wonder who is going to provide the $500 worth of rock climbing lessons . I myself want to see what mother nature chose to bestow in terms of earthquakes, glaciers and other natural happenings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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