David Graham completes the American trio

[RuMR]

uhhh....i already told him that...reading comprehension, sonny...

[dalius]

it's the first time you've seen it, so it must be wrong? more like you don't get out much. it's a common method of describing the difficulty of cruxes.

 

I'm sorry. Did I say it was wrong? I simply wanted to know what's up with the rating system mixup. I apparently should be paying more attention to you, the lord of all climbing knowledge. Read before you spew dru.

 

Maybe it's common if you read things like Rock/Ice and Climbing, but I don't read those rags.

[Distel32]

too bad dosage volume 4 won't come out for another 6months.

[dalius]

What in the world are we to do?!

[Mos_Chillin]

too bad dosage volume 4 won't come out for another 6months.

 

What a bunch of Old Fogies, eh Bud.

 

You sound like the moutaineers chatroom.

 

The New World of Dynamics Fucking Rocks!!!!

[ken4ord]

Holy shit--wake up and smell the progress!

 

Don't you mean wake up smell the rock dust of some insignificant route. Seriously he definitely can climb probably better than most monkeys, I remember seeing him work routes at Rumney, but really I don't think it is that big of deal. Why do I really care, I will never really want to try that route.

[Mos_Chillin]

This Man knows what I mean.

[RuMR]

well ken, its about as significant as your baboon fest...not that i care about that either...

[ashw_justin]

"So you climbed [sick alpine route here] eh? What was it like?"

 

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Totally sweet. But you have to consider that it's an endurance route though."

 

Oh yeah and David Graham and sik "bolter problems" .

[ken4ord]

Yep exactly, that is what I think. Hell I don't think anybody will go up either of the new routes that I done recently. I am just out there having a good time. Hopefully Dave is out there having a good time too.

 

The thing that I think is funny all this worship shit....yeah there is always going to be someday out there one uping the standard, that is cool, but not that interesting.

[Johnny_Tuff]

Yep exactly, that is what I think. Hell I don't think anybody will go up either of the new routes that I done recently. I am just out there having a good time. Hopefully Dave is out there having a good time too.

 

The thing that I think is funny all this worship shit....yeah there is always going to be someday out there one uping the standard, that is cool, but not that interesting.

 

I rejoice in anticipation of the day when we all have the attitude that progress is boring, and we can set about the business of regressing to walking on flat ground and staring dumbly at the vertical heights, wondering why the birds bother flapping around at such silly altitudes.

 

Although, I suppose I should be thankful for uninspired persons such as yourself, as they give us underachieving afficionados-of-inconceivable-accomplishments someone to be better than at rock climbing. And isn't that the point of rock climbing, after all?

[RuMR]

hey...anyone catch the olympics?

[Johnny_Tuff]

hey...anyone catch the olympics?

 

Ho-hum, why bother? Bunch of snooty bastards one-upping one another. I'd rather sled down my driveway to the mailbox and then take a nice, mediocre nap.

[RuMR]

me too...i'll have to write a TR about it also...

Edited March 15, 2006 by RuMR

[ken4ord]

Yeah that is all I want to do is sit around watch the Olymipics and jerk off on how great these guys are. Shit....fuck that, I would rather go out and have fun doing something I like.... if sleding down your driveway and writing a TR about it is then by all means have at , I'll be out climbing or riding my bikes whenever I can. And yeah sometime like to write TR's about having fun, rather than some post about "did you here so and so....did such and such..."

[ashw_justin]

wondering why the birds bother flapping around at such silly altitudes.

 

What thread are you reading dude? This route is 50 feet high and 300 yards away from a village. This is like comparing a half-pipe competition to snowboard descents in the Himalayas. Keep smokin' bro!

[archenemy]

They have half pipe comps in the Himalayas?

Rad.

[ashw_justin]

Good point. Let's see some v13-cruxes at 8000 meters!

[Alpinfox]

 

How about V0 at 8900m?

 

[G-spotter]

fixed ropes are aid

[Alpinfox]

fixed ropes are aid

 

How about pink uni-suits?

[Johnny_Tuff]

wondering why the birds bother flapping around at such silly altitudes.

 

What thread are you reading dude? This route is 50 feet high and 300 yards away from a village. This is like comparing a half-pipe competition to snowboard descents in the Himalayas. Keep smokin' bro!

 

I was using descriptive language to make the point that our boy Ken4four(Fore!)d was on a slippery slope to flatlandering with that blissfully progress-ignorant attitude of his. Get it?

 

And while you're wondering what thread I'm reading, I can't help but notice that, although it has twice been pointed out that the route in question is 80 feet high, you seem to think that it is 50 feet high. IDIOT! Also, no one compared this route to anything Himalayan; you made that part up. So I suppose you might also be a good recipient of your own comment "keep smokin', bro!"

 

yerself

[Johnny_Tuff]

fixed ropes are aid

 

How about pink uni-suits?

 

Always H-O-double-T HOTT!

[ken4ord]

I was using descriptive language to make the point that our boy Ken4four(Fore!)d was on a slippery slope to flatlandering with that blissfully progress-ignorant attitude of his. Get it?

 

Getting all literary again. Maybe you need to easy off the smoke.

[Johnny_Tuff]

I was using descriptive language to make the point that our boy Ken4four(Fore!)d was on a slippery slope to flatlandering with that blissfully progress-ignorant attitude of his. Get it?

 

Getting all literary again. Maybe you need to easy off the smoke.

 

 

Maybe I'm not as clever as Dr. Flash Amazing, but it was still apparently too deep for Justin Timberlake there.