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"Just when they think they know all the answers, I change the questions."

"Real men wear skirts."

"You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!"

"I am your reality check!"

"I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair!"

"I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me."

"I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am."

"Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well how does it feel to get beat by a woman?"

"I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark!"

"Your stupidity is something you're born with."

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