I climb 5.11

[Johnny_Tuff]

Oh, we're in kindergarten now?

 

Fine.

 

You shut the fuck up. I said it first!

[Dru]

How about both of you go back to the sitstart and try again.

[Johnny_Tuff]

No way, this is V-stupid! I'm takin' my pad an' goin' home!

[DirtyHarry]

[knotzen]

Why don't you all JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

[knotzen]

Heh, heh. I always wanted to say that.

[Dechristo]

i climb your mom

 

and she's 5-11

[Mos_Chillin]

5.12 is the new 5.11 anyway

[Johnny_Tuff]

So true. Does anyone actually not climb 5.12 these days?

[Off_White]

 

But I can climb 5.11 in my sleep. Actually, I'm best at it when I'm asleep.

[Johnny_Tuff]

 

But I can climb 5.11 in my sleep. Actually, I'm best at it when I'm asleep.

 

One of the dangers of unchecked sleepwalking when one has a crag in his yard.

[Mos_Chillin]

So true. Does anyone actually not climb 5.12 these days?

 

It's gotten better, though. Remember when 5.11 was the new 5.9?

[knotzen]

i climb your mom

 

and she's 5-11

 

Hey, I'm 5-11!

 

And could someone move this to Spray so we can really let the inanities flow?

 

("Inanities flow"?? Who speaks like that? )

[DirtyHarry]

i climb your mom

 

and she's 5-11

 

Hey, I'm 5-11! Would somebody please climb me.

 

And could someone move this to Spray so we can really let the inanities flow?

 

("Inanities flow"?? Who speaks like that? )

[Squid]

OK, all you 28" biceps, 100lbs freakish sendbots- I climb 5.8!

 

That's right! 5.8! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

 

And I need a substantially 'helpful' toprope belay in order to send my 5.8 sickness, yo.

 

I'm a badass.

[knotzen]

Hey, I'm 5-11! Would somebody please climb me.

 

 

STFU NOOB.