Oil of Olay Ad

[EWolfe]

There's an new one that shows scenes from Joshua Tree.

 

Like that's a BAD thing.

[olyclimber]

Do they carpet bomb the place with Oil of Olay? Where is Olay, anyway?

[Cobra_Commander]

I always thought Olay was a thing, not a place. Like mammoth sweat or something.

[olyclimber]

So, Olay is a person, perhaps?

[DirtyHarry]

Its a female Brazilian beach volleyball player.

[underworld]

picture please

[Dru]

In Spain it's Oil of Olé

[Cobra_Commander]

I call bullshit on that no way

[DirtyHarry]

Well, we'll never know until someone posts a picture, right?

[olyclimber]

besides, the spanish are naturally oily, and don't need a supplement.

[olyclimber]

brazillions and americanos do, however, require oil.

[DirtyHarry]

or wax.

[Dru]

Wax of Olay just doesn't sound as good.

[Cobra_Commander]

grease of olay doesn't sound so much better

[Dru]

Maybe since the ad is in J Tree they should call it Oil of Belay.

[underworld]

oil of old lady doesn't work either

[DirtyHarry]

Whatever it is, you should see what it does to the base of your skis.

[Cobra_Commander]

that is perhaps the most accurate name though.

[olyclimber]

i've heard it enhances volleyball play too, though

[Cobra_Commander]

I can't imagine the stench of hotwaxing with oil of olay.

 

not to mention the fires.

[Dru]

If it's an oil, can you deep fry stuff in it?

 

Bonobo Tongue Kissing

The only other species besides Homo sapiens that engages in tongue kissing is the Bonobo (Pan paniscus or Homo arboreus). Bonobos, in fact, engage in it even more commonly than humans. Even juvenile males french kiss each other in-between bouts of rough-housing. Some Bonobos have even given tongue kisses to humans (in zoos, not in the wild).

 

Get these damn chimps some oil, quick.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Cafe Olay?

 

Oil of au lait?

[underworld]

i'll have the soufflé

[Dru]

oil of olysprayer

[willstrickland]

Lard and Oly....decent start to a breakfast.