Gary_Yngve Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 last names: Slutsky Lipschitz Dingler Hoare Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Somehow, I'd be surprised if you told me you made fun of Cecil Fielder's name in front of his face. Quote
ScottP Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 My sisters friend Marsha Harrell married a guy named John Mellow. And she took his last name. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 I had a rough childhood with Cobra Quote
Dechristo Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) as did the kids in your hood Edited January 26, 2006 by Dechristo Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 yeah well they are all toast now (except for a few of them who I transformed into radioactive zombies who unite to form a giant boombox) Quote
DirtyHarry Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Then kick some smooth Lionel Ritchee tunes. Quote
Greta Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Knew a girl named Tiya Boots. Her parents were red-necks. Unfortunate. Another named Summer Snow. She was cool Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 In high school there was a quiet foreign exchange student always sitting in the corner of math class. His name was Hun Li Ka Flee Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 There was a quote in this week's Newsweek from a young fellow named Andy Kwok. He's from China, and he changed his name to Andy from ... wait for it ... Fuk King Kwok. Ouch. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 and then there was the infamous McGroin family from the Outer Hebrides... Quote
Dechristo Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Mickey D uses only the finest cuts and proprietary secret sauce in its MacGroin sandwich. Quote
Double_E Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Many years ago, there was a period of a few weeks where I was trying to woo this one hippy chick named Aura. (apparently had been her name since birth). Anyway, she wasn't impressed when I asked her if she'd heard that one Frank Zappa song with the line "kiss my aura, Dora". She even said something like she thought Zappa sucked or something. That was when I started to realize we just weren't meant to be together. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Mickey D uses only the finest cuts and proprietary secret sauce in its MacGroin sandwich. a favorite repast of the famed Greek shotput champ Lotso Sausagopolos Quote
Dechristo Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Wouldn't you be proud to say you're from this town? Quote
jmace Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Wheres Stemalot, I think he has a friend, named Steele Mallut, Doesnt get much better than that Quote
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