New OTC Climbers "Aid"

[olyclimber]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10987529/

 

When taken with meals, orlistat blocks the absorption of about one-quarter of any fat consumed. That fat — the equivalent of about 150 to 200 calories — is passed out of the body in stools, which can be loose or oily as a result. Other side effects include gas, incontinence and oily spotting.

[archenemy]

The original verbage was

Anal Spew

which sounds so great it should be the name of my next band.

[Dechristo]

Would you provide plastic sheeting for folks in the front row like in a Gallagher show?

[cj001f]

Would you provide plastic sheeting for folks in the front row like in a Gallagher show?

 

I'd think whatever is used for the O'Reilly factor audience would work well.

[fenderfour]

Sounds a lot like Olestra. CLICK ME!!!!

[knelson]

Warning - while fenderfour's link IS work-safe, please be warned that if you're at work reading the article and someone walks behind you and sees pictures of a guy's underwear on your screen, you may put yourself in an awkward situation. Hypothetically. So I've heard.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Other side effects include gas, and oily spotting.

 

Fuck ANWR; there's the answer to our impending energy crisis right there! Oilystat in every pot!

[Dechristo]

bio-diesel?

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

This kind probably wouldn't smell like French fries, though.

[Dechristo]

Yeah, but think of the possibilities with a fuel pump near the driver's seat.

[sobo]

I think that then we'd see a rise in bladder infections on longer road trips...

[Dru]

Probably that oily discharge is great for thru-hikers... keeps things lubricated, less chafing.

[Dechristo]

may need to move the chalk bag.

[knelson]

So instead of "dropping a coil" it would now become "dropping the rope bag?"

[Dechristo]

the turtle head has a runny nose.