knotzen Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Join the Alibi Network! Having a Discreet Affair? We invent, create and provide alibis and excuses for attached adults involved in discreet relationships. Custom Alibis for Affairs No matter what your needs are, our support staff in 4 countries is here to assist you. Your imagination is the limit! Permanent Alibis If you need to come home late for one or two weeks or for a longer period of time, you can use the cover of being an employee of our partner company. Virtual Employment Are you embarrassed to be unemployed? Would you like to create an impression that you have a job? Rescue Call Services The phone call from us to confirm your participation in an event or help you escape unnecessary commitments that need to be cut short or cancelled. Break Up Do you need to start a new relationship or stop an unwanted one without feeling uncomfortable? Quote
Kitergal Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! I mean..man...what has this world come too?? Quote
Camilo Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Do they do have a hooker corpse disposal service/alibi package? Quote
ZimZam Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Didn't Scott Peterson use the same alibi. "I'm in Paris, baby." Wonder if he used this service. Quote
knotzen Posted December 15, 2005 Author Posted December 15, 2005 Didn't Scott Peterson use the same alibi. "I'm in Paris, baby." Wonder if he used this service. He *was* in Paris. He was with me. Quote
ZimZam Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Were you in the room when he was calling the bimbo? Quote
cj001f Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 "I'm in Paris, baby." He wasn't in me! Quote
EWolfe Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Damn that's irritating, but you get a random freeze shot just before the reply screen comes up! Quote
ZimZam Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 maybe you weren't but i hear that chihuahua was, and he was wearing those pink chuck taylor's. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Damn that's irritating, but you get a random freeze shot just before the reply screen comes up! wow Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 "I'm in Paris, baby." He wasn't in me! that's Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 "I'm in Paris, baby." He wasn't in me! cool Quote
cj001f Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 "I'm in Paris, baby." He wasn't in me! For some reason it reminds me of an MC hammer video cool Yes, you can fucking touch me. Quote
Camilo Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Thanks Carl, I just came to with a punctured tongue and still at work. Quote
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