Computer Question....

[Dru]

cheese-filled

[selkirk]

 

You practice with cheese filled horsecock? I knew you had a kinky side but

[archenemy]

You have no idea.

[selkirk]

Quit toggling and focus.

 

Why don't you like it when I get things backwards? I thought you were into that sort of thing

[archenemy]

Sounds like you are going to end up fucking yourself. Careful.

[Orange_Julius]

is everyone on this website this dirty???

[archenemy]

What ever do you mean?

[olyclimber]

I bath at least once a week.

[Dru]

is everyone on this website this dirty???

 

sex is clean. violence is dirty. go punch yourself in the head

[Orange_Julius]

hmm you disparage violence as dirty then proceed to advocate it.

[archenemy]

Not that head, dummy, the *other* one!

[knelson]

Quit toggling and focus.

 

Why don't you like it when I get things backwards? I thought you were into that sort of thing

 

That's why she has that tatoo, isn't it?

[Dru]

hmm you disparage violence as dirty then proceed to advocate it.

 

ooh, a smart one!

[Orange_Julius]

your mousing finger appears to have slipped a bit there

[knelson]

Nah... he's just punching his head

[Dru]

it's a secret coded insult. t3h n0663r? 0m1g06!

[knelson]

t3h? Think you have secret coded typo there, dontcha?

[Orange_Julius]

it's a secret coded insult. t3h n0663r? 0m1g06!

 

Over the years I've found insults to be much more effective if they are actually understandable by the insultee.

 

It would be like some idiot trying to insult someone in polish who neither understands, nor cares to understand polish.

[Dru]

t3h? Think you have secret coded typo there, dontcha?

 

In the online slang known as Leet, it is deliberately used in place of the, and occasionally spelled t3h with a numeral 3 in place of e. Teh and t3h are the traditional spellings of the in the phrase "ph34r t3h ..." (Fear the...).

 

Besides being an alternate spelling of the, teh also has grammatical properties not generally applied to the; in general, it is used somewhat like an intensified "the". It can be used with proper names, as in "teh John"; compare the usage of the definite article in Greek: ο Ιωαννης (o Ioannes), literally "the John". A similar usage comes from colloquial German, where the definite article is used as a specifier to modify the noun: "Der Johann", again literally, "the John", could be used to identify John, and not Phil, as the subject performing a certain action. In Latin, the similar word illus and its declensions, which was at first an intensified article usually translated as "that", became the simple word for "the" in the languages derived from Latin.

 

Furthermore, teh is sometimes used in front of a verb, turning it into a species of compound noun chain. The best-known example of this is the word suck. Thus, the phrase this sucks can be converted into this is teh suck; the word pwn can be similarly converted (teh pwn). The above phrases are primarily used by the computer gaming community, and often intended humorously.

 

In English, the can be used as an intensifier for the superlative form of adjectives; compare "that is best" and "that is the best." Teh has a similar use as an intensifier for unmodified adjectives, generally marking a sarcastic tone. For example, "that is teh lame" translates as "that is the lamest." This contrasts with the use of the in English to construct mass nouns from adjectives, as in "blessed are the meek," where the meek denotes a class of people who are meek.

 

The widespread popularity of purposefully using Teh on Internet forums and other forms of communication most likely stemmed from the fictitious character JeffK, of the humour website Something Awful, who often mispelled words on his homepage in a parody of a certain stereotype of Internet user.

[knelson]

t3h? Think you have secret coded typo there, dontcha?

 

In the online slang known as Leet, it is deliberately used in place of the, and occasionally spelled t3h with a numeral 3 in place of e. Teh and t3h are the traditional spellings of the in the phrase "ph34r t3h ..." (Fear the...).

 

Besides being an alternate spelling of the, teh also has grammatical properties not generally applied to the; in general, it is used somewhat like an intensified "the". It can be used with proper names, as in "teh John"; compare the usage of the definite article in Greek: ο Ιωαννης (o Ioannes), literally "the John". A similar usage comes from colloquial German, where the definite article is used as a specifier to modify the noun: "Der Johann", again literally, "the John", could be used to identify John, and not Phil, as the subject performing a certain action. In Latin, the similar word illus and its declensions, which was at first an intensified article usually translated as "that", became the simple word for "the" in the languages derived from Latin.

 

Furthermore, teh is sometimes used in front of a verb, turning it into a species of compound noun chain. The best-known example of this is the word suck. Thus, the phrase this sucks can be converted into this is teh suck; the word pwn can be similarly converted (teh pwn). The above phrases are primarily used by the computer gaming community, and often intended humorously.

 

In English, the can be used as an intensifier for the superlative form of adjectives; compare "that is best" and "that is the best." Teh has a similar use as an intensifier for unmodified adjectives, generally marking a sarcastic tone. For example, "that is teh lame" translates as "that is the lamest." This contrasts with the use of the in English to construct mass nouns from adjectives, as in "blessed are the meek," where the meek denotes a class of people who are meek.

 

The widespread popularity of purposefully using Teh on Internet forums and other forms of communication most likely stemmed from the fictitious character JeffK, of the humour website Something Awful, who often mispelled words on his homepage in a parody of a certain stereotype of Internet user.

 

Thanks for the edumacation. I now know that whenever I mispell something, I'm just being cool, or whatever you leetists call it!

[Dru]

/|/0 5h1+

[iain]

burksh@rd9000

[Double_E]

+h15 h65 b33n v3ry 3ducat1ona7 ..... 7nd33d.

[magellan]

™

©

®

 

This I understood.

 

65df38 d5ee3 adf35a8

 

This I don't get.

[glm]

f'n b0rk that bad boy and then:

% who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; \

finger; mount; gasp; uptime; unmount; sleep

that's umount, not unmount, a common error