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how about this little guy? nikki-syokuji.gif

 

mice are icky... no thank you

 

you're still off you're game...you missed the snaffle.

 

that mouse has a pretty active tongue. are you sure you're not interested?

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I thought your little man was house sitting up around here??

 

he is.. ( though technicly he is not MINE we jusst hang out together) I am in Wa too cool.gif I can't get that one to jump out of my vibrater though wink.gif

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46% of american women own at least one vibrator, according to Harpers Index.

 

I introduced 46% of my ex-girlfriends to them... then I found myself single again cry.gif

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Surely you're familiar with Mojo Nixon's splendid opus, "Vibrator Dependent?"

 

 

Came home early one night from work

Thought my wife's in bed with a jerk

She's in there with a piece of plastic

Yelling and screamin super deluxe creaming

She don't want my lovestick

 

Cause she's vibrator dependent, don't want me in it

Says I don't make the right noise

Been replaced by batteries, hey there fellas can't you see

She just wants to play with her toys

 

She don't want to go out and dance

She don't want to get in my pants

Just stay home and vibrate

I'm getting big blisters on my hands, thinking maybe I ain't a man

Man she ain't gonna get impregnated

 

Play with them honey

There she was, in the bathroom, sounded like she was shaving her

tallywhacker with a battery-powered device. Me, I'm prancing around in the living room, got

the demon jism buildup, I mean I got a severe case of it. Lot of pressure on my brain,

eyeballs turning white, grabbing my tallywhacker all the time. I look her in the eye, and I

say, uh, I say, "baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby please! Baby you got something I need,

something I want, I want to put my face in the special place." She says "what?" "I want

to put my face in the special place, yeah, I want to get ring around the face honey, you know

what I'm talking about, when the full moon comes around." She said "Mojy wojy, you got

to do something for me if you want to do that." I said "What's that honey?" She said

"Mojy, know what you got to do? You know I got these battery powered things here, and you

know I got some things plug into the wall, put 110 volts on my tallywhacker. Mojo, I

want you to go out to the store, I want you to get me something, something big and ugly,

gigantic vibrator, Vibratorzilla it'd be. And unplug the refrigerator Mojo, get

Vibratorzilla in there and put 220 on the money, honey!" I said "Baby, you done gone crazy." "And

then Mojo, you can put your face in the special place...

 

But you're gonna have to, gonna have to

Make a little noise

 

Took her down to see a nurse

Cure her of this terrible curse

Doctor said lady you're afflicted, now I told you not to grab it

I pronounce you addicted

 

She just wants to play with her toys

 

She's got VD, that's Vibrator Dependency now isn't it. No honey you

can't plug my toes into

the wall, I ain't gonna hum no more either.

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