sk Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 how about this little guy? mice are icky... no thank you SHAZAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 how about this little guy? mice are icky... no thank you you're still off you're game...you missed the snaffle. that mouse has a pretty active tongue. are you sure you're not interested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 thats okay i like girls too Yes, I recall your torrid and scandalous revelations at Lovefest. Pity I'm not allowed to let any of that out of Skull Hollow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 26, 2005 Author Share Posted October 26, 2005 This one is color coded for special use: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 how do you post gifs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 26, 2005 Author Share Posted October 26, 2005 you get the url to the gif right in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 26, 2005 Author Share Posted October 26, 2005 internet's broken again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Oly’s songs are perfect for midnight strolls, lonely birthday parties, and pulling boxes out of your attic http://www.oly.cc/ That was the worse music I've ever heard! I listened to no money fun...and I wanted to shoot myself!! Very, very annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 how about this little guy? ooo!! Ooo!! Pick me! Pick me! I'll take 'em!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 I thought your little man was house sitting up around here?? he is.. ( though technicly he is not MINE we jusst hang out together) I am in Wa too I can't get that one to jump out of my vibrater though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 46% of american women own at least one vibrator, according to Harpers Index. I introduced 46% of my ex-girlfriends to them... then I found myself single again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Surely you're familiar with Mojo Nixon's splendid opus, "Vibrator Dependent?" Came home early one night from work Thought my wife's in bed with a jerk She's in there with a piece of plastic Yelling and screamin super deluxe creaming She don't want my lovestick Cause she's vibrator dependent, don't want me in it Says I don't make the right noise Been replaced by batteries, hey there fellas can't you see She just wants to play with her toys She don't want to go out and dance She don't want to get in my pants Just stay home and vibrate I'm getting big blisters on my hands, thinking maybe I ain't a man Man she ain't gonna get impregnated Play with them honey There she was, in the bathroom, sounded like she was shaving her tallywhacker with a battery-powered device. Me, I'm prancing around in the living room, got the demon jism buildup, I mean I got a severe case of it. Lot of pressure on my brain, eyeballs turning white, grabbing my tallywhacker all the time. I look her in the eye, and I say, uh, I say, "baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby please! Baby you got something I need, something I want, I want to put my face in the special place." She says "what?" "I want to put my face in the special place, yeah, I want to get ring around the face honey, you know what I'm talking about, when the full moon comes around." She said "Mojy wojy, you got to do something for me if you want to do that." I said "What's that honey?" She said "Mojy, know what you got to do? You know I got these battery powered things here, and you know I got some things plug into the wall, put 110 volts on my tallywhacker. Mojo, I want you to go out to the store, I want you to get me something, something big and ugly, gigantic vibrator, Vibratorzilla it'd be. And unplug the refrigerator Mojo, get Vibratorzilla in there and put 220 on the money, honey!" I said "Baby, you done gone crazy." "And then Mojo, you can put your face in the special place... But you're gonna have to, gonna have to Make a little noise Took her down to see a nurse Cure her of this terrible curse Doctor said lady you're afflicted, now I told you not to grab it I pronounce you addicted She just wants to play with her toys She's got VD, that's Vibrator Dependency now isn't it. No honey you can't plug my toes into the wall, I ain't gonna hum no more either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
espirita Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 like this one: Backchoke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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