archenemy Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 shag carpet toilet seat covers that don't allow lid to remain in upright position Especially with the matching toilet hugger around the base. This is usually accompanied by a kleenex box that has a neato hand-stitched encasement. Oh, and the guest soaps are still wrapped in plastic and covered with years of dust. Quote
TREETOAD Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 I bet that if you had a hemmerhoid right now you'd be hating that more than leaf blowers. Â Use Preparation H and kiss your hemmerhoids goodbye Quote
Stefan Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 idots. I hate idiots. Â Yes. That does include you. Quote
archenemy Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 That's good. If you liked me, I'd be worried. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 food bags that say "open here" in the least likely area for opening, resist all attempts to open, then decide to explode in your face Quote
archenemy Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 food bags that say "open here" in the least likely area for opening, resist all attempts to open, then decide to explode in your face I consider that cheap entertainment. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 I just resort to the "illegal" side of the bag Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 I'm sure I'm going to hell for it. There I will be forced to open bags of organic cereal for eternity. Inside each bag is another bag, along with some new-age quote from a Boulder resident. Quote
EWolfe Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 Starbucks "quote" cups. Â Like they're helping make the world a better place. Quote
foraker Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 snowboarders who still think its cool to slap their boards on the ground (incessantly, as if it were a mating call) in lift lines. Â that I don't notice, but I do notice when they sit in the middle of the run, in groups of 4-8, right where you are bound to be going the fastest and can't see them until you are about 10 m away. one of these days, i'm going to be sending about 4 of them to the ICU simultaneously. Quote
Dru Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 Whiners. Nothing worse than whiners, especially ones who post about petty irritations on message boards. Quote
foraker Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 (edited) Two pages of a thread and not one gratuitous sexual comment. Uppity Canadians. Edited October 20, 2005 by foraker Quote
E-rock Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 Oh yeah, and Steely Dan. Steely Dan sucks. Â Don't fuck with the Dan you pussy Fag Canadian. Quote
foraker Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 Oh yeah, and Steely Dan. Steely Dan sucks. Â Don't fuck with the Dan you pussy Fag Canadian. Â Wonder why he didn't mention Celine Dion and Alanis Morrisette? Quote
E-rock Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 Oh yeah, and Steely Dan. Steely Dan sucks. Â Don't fuck with the Dan you pussy Fag Canadian. Â Wonder why he didn't mention Celine Dion and Alanis Morrisette? Â Cuz he's a pussy fag canadian who doesn't love the Dan. Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 Don't fuck with the Dan  The Cuervo Gold The Fine Columbian Make tonight a wonderful thing...  (say it again) Quote
EWolfe Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 I'll be sure and put my Satellite radio on the "All Steely Dan All The Time" station at Smith for ya! Quote
EWolfe Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 ...oh, Yeah. Fat women in tight spandex. I hate that. Quote
Dru Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 You won't be able to hear it over the Counting Crows! Quote
Dru Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 ...oh, Yeah. Fat women in tight spandex. I hate that. Â it reminds me of a sack full of puppies Quote
EWolfe Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 You won't be able to hear it over the Counting Crows! Â Quote
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