jon Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Yeah but if the shark laser beams the aircraft carrier then how is the tomcat going to take off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 F-14s are passe'. It's all about the Raptor, now. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 ya, but the shark can't see it because the bear's invisible. and besides, the grizzly bear would boil the ocean and kill the shark before he could use the laser. see?.....gotcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 When the dog takes a healthy dump on the handwoven Tibetian carpet. Â Having the flu, and you can't stop puking. Â Psycopaths. Â People who both hide their identity, then tell you to STFU when you say something they don't like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 minx, i've never met you before. you're larger than I imagined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 thanks! i've really been working on my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Don't know how to tell you this, but... ahhh... it makes you look fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Fat men in sweatpants are worse. They always seem to have poorly mended seams in all the wrong places. Â Rats: I'm done with the sweatpants now for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 huh...i thought it was the fat that made me look fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Being indicted is fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 huh...i thought it was the fat that made me look fat. Â Nah... I think if you lose the hair, you'd easily be mistaken for Annabelle. Easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 huh...i thought it was the fat that made me look fat. Â Nah... I think if you lose the hair, you'd easily be mistaken for Annabelle. Easily. Â now why would i want to be mistaken for an anorexic media darling ? i think i can get this hair a little bigger with a little more aquanet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I'm having a ball!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I'm having a ball!!! Â Â Where's his other hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 This is the best time since Senior Prom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 aging white men wearing suits and smiles always look like they're guilty of something involving corruption, forged documents or lying to a committee or else they're planning to do any of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 aging white men wearing suits and smiles always look like they're guilty of something involving corruption, forged documents or lying to a committee or else they're planning to do any of the above. Not when they're the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 aging white men wearing suits and smiles always look like they're guilty of something involving corruption, forged documents or lying to a committee or else they're planning to do any of the above. Not when they're the best! Â didn't her mother tell her that only hookers wear bright red lipstick after labor day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 aging white men wearing suits and smiles always look like they're guilty of something involving corruption, forged documents or lying to a committee or else they're planning to do any of the above. Not when they're the best! Â didn't her mother tell her that only hookers wear bright red lipstick after labor day. Â Ah, so she *is* a woman with a past... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Ah, so she *is* a woman with a past... Â we can hope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Ah, so she *is* a woman with a past... Â we can hope! Â Unfortunately I have the extraordinarily frightening image of a miers/bush lovechild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Ah, so she *is* a woman with a past...  we can hope!   Unfortunately I have the extraordinarily frightening image of a miers/bush lovechild  which bush? laura or george? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 which bush? laura or george? Both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The obvious outcome of that: Abortion stays legal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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