minx Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 maybe this should go under the luxiarant hairy scientist thread? any of you unemployed science nerds that can operate an HPLC interestedin about 6-8 weeks of temp work should send me a PM. Quote
John Frieh Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Trained monkeys can do analytical chemistry Insert needle. Push. Repeat. Oh look! Peaks! Based on how much catbirdseat posts you can likely give the work to him Quote
catbirdseat Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 NOLSe, you don't know your from a hole in the ground, when it comes to chemistry. Quote
minx Posted October 12, 2005 Author Posted October 12, 2005 NOLSe -- if it weren't so easy that it's boring, i'd kick your ass for that. CBS-is sufficiently busy at work and highly over qualified for this position. Quote
cj001f Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Trained monkeys can do analytical chemistry Aren't ChemE's the monkeys who can't cope with actual Chemistry? Quote
John Frieh Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 NOLSe, you don't know your from a hole in the ground, when it comes to chemistry. I don't know where you went to school but I don't recall any classes or topics on chemistry Perhaps you are thinking of the frat you were in? Analytical chemistry is for the chemists that couldn't hack inorganic, organic or physical Quote
John Frieh Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Trained monkeys can do analytical chemistry Aren't ChemE's the monkeys who can't cope with actual Chemistry? I am a chemE. I move stuff through pipes. I am smart. Quote
cj001f Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 I move stuff through pipes. So do plumbers. Quote
John Frieh Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 I am a chemical physicist for the record Quote
John Frieh Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 NOLSe -- if it weren't so easy that it's boring, i'd kick your ass for that. Come on guys! I'm just having some fun! No need to get your lab coats in a bunch! Quote
Dru Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 I move stuff through pipes. So do plumbers. So does flushing. Quote
cj001f Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 I am a chemical physicist for the record Couldn't hack the small shit, eh? Quote
cj001f Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Come on guys! I'm just having some fun! No need to get your lab coats in a bunch! Bunny Suit riding up? So are we Quote
minx Posted October 12, 2005 Author Posted October 12, 2005 NOLSe--pchem was just lame waste of 6 credits btw--as far as education goes, i'm not even a chemist. chemistry is for nerds who can't hack biochemistry. Quote
TrogdortheBurninator Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Chemistry is for ChemEs that can't do math and would prefer to make $20,000 less out of school. Quote
catbirdseat Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 I was at the top of my class of 300 in Organic Chemistry. I got straight A's in P-Chem and Inorganic Chem. Quote
John Frieh Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 NOLSe--pchem was just lame waste of 6 credits btw--as far as education goes, i'm not even a chemist. chemistry is for nerds who can't hack biochemistry. Yeah... protein structure and folding has nothing to do with gibbs free energy Quote
minx Posted October 12, 2005 Author Posted October 12, 2005 I told you the thermo to get! but do you know what windshirt to get? Quote
cj001f Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Chemistry is for ChemEs that can't do math and would prefer to make $20,000 less out of school. And business school is for the people smart enough to realize there's alot more money in not having to do math. Quote
foraker Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 Chemistry is just the physics of the outer electrons. Quote
minx Posted October 12, 2005 Author Posted October 12, 2005 NOLSe--pchem was just lame waste of 6 credits btw--as far as education goes, i'm not even a chemist. chemistry is for nerds who can't hack biochemistry. Yeah... protein structure and folding has nothing to do with gibbs free energy yeah-but you couldn't hack it so you went the pchem route. loser Quote
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