Chaps Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 had a colonoscopy at 9 am today. still groggy from the anesthesia Quote
Chaps Posted October 7, 2005 Author Posted October 7, 2005 it's a life changing experience...you get to fast for 36 hours, wake up dehydrated, go into surgery with needles in your arms, and then get your a$$ probed for 30 minutes by a total stranger Quote
Chaps Posted October 7, 2005 Author Posted October 7, 2005 then you have a stomach full of gas all the next day. well, that's my moment of sharing for the day. return to your regularly scheduled fluff session. Quote
fenderfour Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Did they give you extra time for your moustache? Quote
sobo Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 had a colonoscopy at 9 am today  We're so happy for you. Did they have to use the "fire hose" size cuz you're such a big asshole, or what? Quote
Dru Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Did they give you extra time for your moustache? Â dirty sanchez? Quote
TREETOAD Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 In our endoscopy suite there are pictures of all the staff members taken with the ass cam posted on the ceiling above the surgical bed. It kind of takes the edge off. Quote
TREETOAD Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 They have quite a wide angle lens on them actually, giving a comical look to most of the faces...or feces as the case may be. Quote
archenemy Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 new word  ass cam  I can hear it already, "Dude, the ass cam is aid" Quote
olyclimber Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 it's a life changing experience...you get to fast for 36 hours, wake up dehydrated, go into surgery with needles in your arms, and then get your a$$ probed for 30 minutes by a total stranger  ya, like it would be better if you knew the person doing it? Quote
sobo Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Somehow that just seemed really funny, knowing olyclimber and how much he despises Chaps... Quote
TREETOAD Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 It's not a bad way to start off the weekend though. Incidentaly, did they ask you if you wanted to face up or down? You know the old ankles in the sturips or staring into a mirror saying dirty things to the doc. Did you push back? Quote
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