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I've always thought that the crystalization process should fall somewhere on that list, seeing as how it violates their understanding of thermodynamic processes....

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opposable thumbs?

 

to quote the late, great bill hicks - "ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? 'i believe god made me in one day.' yeah, well, looks like He rushed it..."

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He also likes dogs better then humans, but that was ofcourse expected

 

 

Roger Scott has discovered that God is a dog’s best friend: Humans must have vitamin C in their diets. Without it they will develop scurvy and eventually die from vitamin C deficiency. Apparently we have a pseudogene for producing vitamin C. Dogs, on the other hand, have the real thing. Their copy of the gene actually works, and they do not need vitamin C in their diets. They make it themselves. Roger speculates that this may show how much more God loves dogs than humans. Being omniscient, God knew in advance that sailors on long sea voyages would suffer terribly, but did nothing about it. God made sure that dogs on these voyages would not suffer. Ships’ mutts were looked after, but not the sailors.

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