bastard

[Gary_Yngve]

my boss just stole my employee, completely dodging the rules.

 

if he wanted my employee, he should have spoken up two weeks ago during hiring time.

 

[archenemy]

Is he hiding them, or can you steal them back?

[olyclimber]

Perhaps this is a test. He/She wants to see how you'll respond to the situation. I would advise you to stand your ground and don't give an inch. You may want to handcuff yourself to your ex-employee.

[archenemy]

now your talking.

[Kitergal]

is she cute?? Only handcuff yourself to her is she's cute.

[Peter_Puget]

Pretty shallow Marie.

[Gary_Yngve]

I just figured out why. My boss needs to brainwash and enslave him before I can (me: innoculate)/(boss: corrupt) him

[olyclimber]

Well then its up to you to sow the seeds of discontent

[selkirk]

Would you like to borrow one of mine? I have 3 to spare right now

[archenemy]

stop spreading your seed

[Gary_Yngve]

update:

 

Fifteen minutes ago my boss just sent me an email asking to meet in 20 minutes.

This is a followup to yesterday's communications where he emailed me asking to meet in the next two hours while I was out for the weekly bridge lunch. I replied to him after those two hours that I could meet with him the next day.

 

I refuse to bend from the "24-hour notice for meetings" rule.* He needs to be more responsible and organized than that.

 

* perhaps a variation of the "girl may only accept a Fri night date if asked earlier than Wed" rule

[archenemy]

I love spontaneous people.

[thelawgoddess]

yeah; it's nice to hear that gary is enforcing the very kinds of rules he hates so much.

[Mr._Natural]

where is the waaaaaambulace when you need it?

[archenemy]

where is the waaaaaambulace when you need it?

It just scheduled a pick-up for Gary. In will be there in 24 hours.

[olyclimber]

And, besides, its Thursday...too late for that Friday date.

[archenemy]

Not if he's got the cuffs handy.

[griz]

my boss just stole my employee, completely dodging the rules.

 

.

 

 

check your desk and make sure your swingline stapler is still there, too.

[Gary_Yngve]

TLG, I don't date girls who play "by the book."

 

Actually, I can't even remember the last time I've had a "traditional" Friday date. Probably years. I could care less.

[selkirk]

Sounds like it sucks to be you Gary!

 

Would you like to borrow my advisor too? He's nice, almost never on campus, and doesn't really know computer models. So he's not very helpful, and doesn't have funding, but is very easy to work with.

[minx]

i need a new job. can i be your employee? i have my own swingline.

[Gary_Yngve]

is it red?

[olyclimber]

jeez minx. what kind of girl are you? HELLO! Its Thursday!

[archenemy]

I will match your swingline and raise you a two-hole puncher.

 

After I typed that, I realized it didn't sound right...

[minx]

and yet you did nothing about it. tsk tsk