Lyger Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Unfortunatly I have to be here in Ellensburg this weekend while the Rodeo is going on. There are way too many people here who like to romp with animals a little too much. And Dumb asses who think putting on a cowboy hat and driving a big truck makes chicks overlook thier buck ass teeth and in-breeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kitergal Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 DOOD! I'm soo there! I'm leaving tonight! I LOVE THE ELLENSBURG RODEO!! I've gone every year since I was 3 years old. I haven't actually watched the rodeo in like 10 years (too busy hitting on boys in the beer garden) but I LOVE IT!! YEAH FUN!! I'll either be wearing my pink cowboy hat or my leapard print with fake fur around the rim hat. Say Hi if you see me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mec Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 CALL PETA, them kids is torturing them little piggies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 That's foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Â Â Hey, I *saw* the Naked Cowboy in New York City, in the flesh! He was out there in his undies, strummin' away. Only in New York. Â For the interested (Marie?), there's a whole gallery of Naked Cowboy pix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Is that chick trying to get a closer look at what cord he's strumming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Or maybe his tuning fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 If he's forked, I'll take him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 archenema, you need an 'possum if you are into forked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Hello dummy--forked as in devil's tail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 And for the love of god come up with a new name tweak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 is that ellensburg, or enumclaw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Is that chick trying to get a closer look at what cord he's strumming? Do you mean chord, Dummy? Â Your use of "cord", intentional or not, promoted Alex the Burper's inference, Dummy. If you live by the cord, you die by the cord. Â ...or is this just another ploy by the Evil Deceiver Seductress incarnate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Cord is code for cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 CC.Com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Strange--a search of "forked penis" on Google Images didn't turn up any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 It should have turned up a hammerhead shark--they actually come equiped with two. Not forked in the literal sense, but I would use that as a meta tag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 bifurcated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 (edited) Post deleted by knotzen--damn red Xs... Edited September 6, 2005 by knotzen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Speaking of "hammerhead shark" you can Google "amphalang" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 shama langa ding dong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyger Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Pigs have a corkscrew shaped penis, but I can't find any pictures of that either. I should just ask some of the Ellensburg locals, they've probably had plenty of experience with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 your mom is stuck in Ellensburg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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