Lyger Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 Unfortunatly I have to be here in Ellensburg this weekend while the Rodeo is going on. There are way too many people here who like to romp with animals a little too much. And Dumb asses who think putting on a cowboy hat and driving a big truck makes chicks overlook thier buck ass teeth and in-breeding. Quote
Kitergal Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 DOOD! I'm soo there! I'm leaving tonight! I LOVE THE ELLENSBURG RODEO!! I've gone every year since I was 3 years old. I haven't actually watched the rodeo in like 10 years (too busy hitting on boys in the beer garden) but I LOVE IT!! YEAH FUN!! I'll either be wearing my pink cowboy hat or my leapard print with fake fur around the rim hat. Say Hi if you see me!! Quote
mec Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 CALL PETA, them kids is torturing them little piggies. Quote
knotzen Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 Â Â Hey, I *saw* the Naked Cowboy in New York City, in the flesh! He was out there in his undies, strummin' away. Only in New York. Â For the interested (Marie?), there's a whole gallery of Naked Cowboy pix. Quote
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 Is that chick trying to get a closer look at what cord he's strumming? Quote
Alex Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 archenema, you need an 'possum if you are into forked. Quote
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 Hello dummy--forked as in devil's tail. Quote
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 And for the love of god come up with a new name tweak. Quote
Dechristo Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 Is that chick trying to get a closer look at what cord he's strumming? Do you mean chord, Dummy? Â Your use of "cord", intentional or not, promoted Alex the Burper's inference, Dummy. If you live by the cord, you die by the cord. Â ...or is this just another ploy by the Evil Deceiver Seductress incarnate? Quote
knotzen Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 Strange--a search of "forked penis" on Google Images didn't turn up any. Quote
archenemy Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 It should have turned up a hammerhead shark--they actually come equiped with two. Not forked in the literal sense, but I would use that as a meta tag... Quote
knotzen Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 (edited) Post deleted by knotzen--damn red Xs... Edited September 6, 2005 by knotzen Quote
Dru Posted September 2, 2005 Posted September 2, 2005 Speaking of "hammerhead shark" you can Google "amphalang" Quote
Lyger Posted September 2, 2005 Author Posted September 2, 2005 Pigs have a corkscrew shaped penis, but I can't find any pictures of that either. I should just ask some of the Ellensburg locals, they've probably had plenty of experience with them. Quote
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