Stemalot Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 pay and you can find out your African origin! https://www5.nationalgeographic.com/genographic/journey.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 That is a front for Homeland Security. They just want your DNA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 They're going to clone you and sell your organs to Colombian drug lords with that DNA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 will I get to meet my intelligent designer if I pay extra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 "don't call me White, man... my grandmother was a Nubian Princess!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 "You're gonna die!!! We're all gonna die!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 There is speculation we will all pay extra when we meet our intelligent designer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 "don't call me White, man... my grandmother was a Nubian Princess!" "Some folks are even whiter than me." Todd Rundgren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 The advantages of being African are obvious.... Topless Virgins Woo King It's good to be the king -- or at least it was Monday in Swaziland, when more than 50,000 bare-breasted virgins tried to capture the royal eye during a traditional Reed Dance ceremony, Reuters reported. King Mswati III, decked out in a leopard-skin loincloth, looked on as the throng of reed-clutching virgins vied to become his 13th wife and jump headfirst into the lap of sub-Saharan luxury. "I want to live a nice life, have money, be rich, have a BMW and cell phone," said 16-year-old dancer and would-be bride Zodwa Mamba. While critics faulted the nipple-rich spectacle, another dancer made peace with the situation. "The king takes a wife whenever he wants and that's the way it is," said Tsandzile Ndluva, 21. "This is our culture and we will never change." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 So, what is the ancient tribal rite for determining virginity? Much could be communicated by a surreptitious vaginal suppository of adequate ingredient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 My DNA is all over the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 No- that's just your keyboard and monitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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