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I made these jokes yesterday, if not the day before.

 

This site should cum with an expiration date.

 

Can I get a refund?

 

Just a second, I'll get your refund once I'm through putting up my new antenna.

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So has anybody else here had the extensive experience

I have with eating expired food products?

Some things I've learned:

When meat's expired, it's no good.

Milk can be safely consumed up to a month over it's expiration date.

Yogurt, 1-3 months.

Tomato paste never seems to go bad.

Baking with expired baking powder can only end in disaster.

Butter can go sour.

Anybody else?

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When I am super duper bored, I look at the free stuff on Craigs list. Looking at the SHIT that people are trying to give you in order to avoid paying a dump fee is amusing.

My current favorite is broken concrete. Hey, its free!

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