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I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up tough

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got

Make Me so horney

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Are you gonna take me home tonight

Are down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rockin' world go round

 

Hey I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery

Left alone with big fat Fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Heap big woman you made a fat boy out of me

Hey hey!

 

I've been singing with my band

Across the wire across the land

I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey

But their beauty and their style

Went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them dirty ladies every time

 

Oh won't you take me home tonight?

Oh down beside your red firelight

Oh and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

 

Hey listen here

Now I got mortgages and homes

I got stiffness in the bones

Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell ya)

Oh but I still get my pleasure

Still got my greatest treasure

Heap big woman you gone and made a big man out of me

Now get this

 

Are you gonna take me home tonight (please)

Oh down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

 

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls

Fat bottomed girls

Yeah yeah yeah

all right

ride 'em cowboys

Fat bottomed girls

Yes yes

ohh gets me everytime

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Could you refine your request please? I am not sure I understand how getting McD's out of other coutries [sic] will solve the fat problem here in America. Just a few more details on your proposal if you will....

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yeah, i have a solution- get all the stupid american companies like mcdonnalds, pizza hut and all this shit out of other coutries. who needs them? i hate fat people- have to work with them every day.

 

It's ok, I'm sure your feelings are reciprocated! the_finger.gif

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Don't you know the only reason they put McD's in foreign countries is in the hope that some American is going to walk by and want a hamburger? We all know that no self-respecting foreigners would want cheap fatty/salty food or anything. cantfocus.gif

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Don't you know the only reason they put McD's in foreign countries is in the hope that some American is going to walk by and want a hamburger? We all know that no self-respecting foreigners would want cheap fatty/salty food or anything. cantfocus.gif

That was a poor plan then.

Everyone knows that Americans don't WALK anywhere. Hence, the drive-thru.

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Speaking of stupid people who shouldn't proliferate... my cousin just got back together with his ex.

 

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Sorry, just had to let that out somewhere, cuz I can't bitch about it here at work. grin.gif

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Speaking of stupid people who shouldn't proliferate... my cousin/brother just got back together with my mom/sister.

 

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Sorry, just had to let that out somewhere, cuz I can't bitch about it here at work. grin.gif

 

how many teeth do they have between them? hahaha.gif

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Thats alright...we're introducing a new product in '07, but need to come up with a name an logo by Feb 06 for the application. Have I mentioned that I'm two years into a rebranding and my board of directors still can't agree on a name?? How the HELL AM I GONNA GET THIS DONE IN 4 MONTHS!!!!!!!

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