Squid Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Or maybe someone could lend a helping hand. <turn and cough> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Anyway, on to other things, before we attract the attention of youknowho (the m's). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 nice try squid , but knotzen got the page bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I got the page bottom, I got the page bottom. Â What's that mean, though? End of thread? Should I shut up now, and go get some stuff done around the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Yes, I think I should. I drank the whole blasted bottle of Chardonnay (with ice cubes, though, for hydration in this heat), and must do something *worthwhile*. Â Not that y'all aren't worthwhile, but, you know what I mean. Yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Pinot Grigio for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 My stupid mom didn't pick up any Coke at the store today, so I'm drinking milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Your mom? Can't you take the bus to the grocery store? You know, the short bus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Pinot Grigio for me.  Pinot Grigio = Chardonnay  But, I must away. See y'all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 what happened to your smart mom...haahahahahaha. funny. Â anyway, coke is bad for you. milk build strong beaks for a fine young cephelopod (ok, ok..sp). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Pinot Grigio for me.  Pinot Grigio = Chardonnay  But, I must away. See y'all.  Thats like calling Firenze Florence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Yes, it's a well documented phenomenon, and it's true. People who get married become less interesting. I've seen this happen with friends and relatives. Once they get hitched they just want to sit on their duffs and stare at each other, or worse, hump and pop put kids. Â You mean, once your friends get married they find you less interesting? How sad for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Anyway, on to other things, before we attract the attention of youknowho (the m's). Â attention, attracted... Â keep on talking amongst yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 You mean, once your friends get married they find you less interesting? How sad for you. Â Now we're on the same page! I have no doubt married life is superior to the great lonely. 20 years. Singles are often so self-absorbed that they seem.....boring. Now, if I could just talk my wife into letting one of her young, hot, single, self-absorbed, lonely nurse friends join us for some..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 It's true. When I was married, I lost interest in climbing, and wanted to stay home and make jam and cookies and shit, and rent movies and cuddle, and go out to breakfast at 10:00 on a Sunday morning. Shit, if I didn't get married, I would have climbed Everest and El Cap by now. Or at least you would know the basics of dating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADman Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Marriage is so boring that the online dating industry generates $470 million a year in revenues from people who are probably looking for...ding, ding, ding...a potential marriage partner. Â Now, if all those people would just become climbers and discover this site, so they could wile away their otherwise boring lives to be in an online forum called "Spray" (because that's about as exciting as it gets! YEAH!!!) instead. Â Now - I think I'm gonna go do some humpin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 the primordial hump resides in the pelvis of each and everyone of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 Marriage is so boring that the online dating industry generates $470 million a year in revenues from people who are probably looking for...ding, ding, ding...a potential marriage partner. Â I believe you mean humping partner. And you forget how many people are actually married, looking to cheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 the primordial hump resides in the pelvis of each and everyone of us. Â Wiser words were never sprayed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 this is one of the dumbest threads i've read in awhile. i find myself agreeing with fairweather and off_white. what you're saying is that either a) if made yourself more interesting, people wouldn't get married or b) people who get married are somehow losing out on the precious gift of your friendship. sounds like an ego problem. sure, none of us like it when friends move on but, hey, maybe this isn't about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Your assertion that the thread is "one of the dumbest you've read in a while" assumes that the original premise was the only means by which you can determine if a thread is worthy or not. What is a thread, but a dialogue? How can you judge a thread by just one post? It is up to you to set it straight, or STFU. Isn't amazing that you have common ground with some people that you previously couldn't even share a single thought with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Anyway, do you have anything to add about the primordial hump? Thats what we were actually focusing on anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I already claimed his other thread was the worst ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 do you need a helping hand? try the left one, I'm sure it will compliment the right one quite nicely for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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