it's raining pepperoni

[fern]

Last week there was a fire across the street at a refrigerated storage place. My house got evacuated and I had to go to work in my pyjamas. Every day since last wednesday they have been shovelling rotting sides of beef with bulldozers out into 80+ deg heat then loading them into containers for landfill. The crows have started picking up pepperoni sticks and dropping them in my yard. It doesn't smell very good. Thank goodness for air-conditioning. It reminded me of a story I read here once about a homeless person sitting on a school fence in seattle eating raw rotten chicken that he'd got out of a dumpster. But I couldn't find the thread. oh well

[ChrisT]

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

[Squid]

When life hands you pepperoni, make horsecock!

[jordop]

[Dru]

Frogs and fish fall from the sky spontaneously (I saw it in Magnolia), why not horsecocks?

[layton]

[jordop]

My heart hurts

[thelawgoddess]

shit, fern - where's the pics?

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

"Hallelujah! It's rainin' pepperoni!"

[thelawgoddess]

i hate it when they burn the pizza!