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Just got home from Illinois.

Lock the front door oh boy.

Got to set down take a rest on the porch.

Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin

Doot doot doot lookin out my back door.

Giant doin cart wheels.

A statue wearing high heels.

Look at all the happy creatures

dancing on and on.

Dinosaur victrola

listenin to Buck Owens,

doot doot doot lookin out my back door

Tambourines and elephants

are playin in the band.

Won't you take a ride on the

flyin spoon doot doo doo.

Forward troubles Illinois.

Lock the front door oh boy.

Look at all the happy creatures

dancin on and on.

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Look at all the happy creatures

dancin on and on.

 

I always thought he was saying "dancing on the lawn"...

 

Actually, me, too, come to think of it. That makes a lot more sense. I got those lyrics from another lyrics site. The more to confuse you with, my dear. evils3d.gif

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We gonna have a jail full a' naked Crispy Critters

And a drip-dry space cadet.

 

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits,

Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits,

The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose,

Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse!

 

It doesn't take a military genius to see,

We'll all be crispy critters after World War III,

There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide,

When they drop the Big One, we all get fried!

 

(come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

 

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

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Stand up

you've got to manage

I won't sympathize anymore

 

And if you complain once more

you'll meet an army of me

 

You're alright

there's nothing wrong

self-sufficience please!

and get to work

 

And if you complain once more

you'll meet an army of me

 

You're on your own now

we won't save you

your rescue-squad is to exhausted

 

And if you complain once more

you'll meet an army of me

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