Bill_Simpkins Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 WTF?? why a duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 WTF?? why a duck? Â Pretty simple life. Just paddle around in ponds, fly south for the winter, paddle around in ponds, fly north for the summer. Seams pretty laid back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 you forgot the "get you ass shot at" portion of your life...duck hunters....they'll set ya up and shoot ya down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 you forgot the "get you ass shot at" portion of your life...duck hunters....they'll set ya up and shoot ya down... Â Still better than traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 have you seen the amount of birds that fly south!?? Talk about traffic!! Yikes...ohh and then you have the planes you have to dodge...yup..no thanks..not a duck. maybe an ant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 or a porcupine, that lives far away from roads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 Why an ant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 'cause there's so many of them...your chances of survival are great! and all you do is carry shit back to camp...always busy, never bored...they can carry more than their body weight...Gawd I wish I could do that!! It would come in handy on the long approaches!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 I still want to be a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 or a porcupine, that lives far away from roads... Â I've considered a chipmunk in a pine forrest...never thought of a porcupine...I'll think about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 it's gotta be better than a duck....hmmmm wonder how they breed tho? That's gotta hurt?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 it's gotta be better than a duck....hmmmm wonder how they breed tho? That's gotta hurt?!? Â Just a pokey poke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 WTF?? why a duck? Hammer [Groucho Marx]: ... Now here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland. Â Chico: Why a duck? Â Hammer: I'm all right. How are you? I say here is a little peninsula, and here's a viaduct leading over to the mainland. Â Chico: All right. Why a duck? Â Hammer: I'm not playing Ask-Me-Another. I say, that's a viaduct. Â Chico: All right. Why a duck? Why a--- why a duck? Why-a-no-chicken? Â Hammer: I don't know why-a-no-chicken. I'm a stranger here myself. All I know is that it's a viaduct. You try to cross over there a chicken, and you'll find out why a duck. It's deep water, that's viaduct. Â Chico: That's-why-a-duck? Â Hammer: Look ... Suppose you were out horseback riding and you came to that stream and wanted to ford over there, you couldn't make it. Too deep. Â Chico: But what do you want with a Ford when you gotta horse? Â Hammer: Well, I'm sorry the matter even came up. All I know is that it's a viaduct. Â Chico: Now look ... all righta ... I catcha on to why-a-horse, why-a-chicken, why-a-this, why-a-that. I no catch on to why-a-duck. Â Hammer: I was only fooling. I was only fooling. They're going to build a tunnel in the morning. Now, is that clear to you? Â Chico: Yes. Everything---excepta why a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 umm yeah.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 Except for the hunters, a ducks life is pretty good. Ducks are pretty cute. You get to swim through the lillies, hide in the bushes, fly wherever you want, and hang out with other ducks. I'm sure that mating is a little less painfull than porcupines too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 yeah..but they mate for life....wouldn't you be sad if your other half got shot in front of you and you had to fly away without her?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 a monkey or a hummingbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crack Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 a duck would suck; how could you scratch an itch? thumbs rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 or a porcupine, that lives far away from roads... Â A porcupine was eating my piss out of the dirt last weekend outside my tent... not a very proud creature. Â Fuck a duck,too. Â Be on top of the food chain... gotta have claws and sharp teeth,too. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Wolverine, and I would hang out in the forest with my friends the monkey, and the big dumb slow witted tree bear. Then the monkey and I would drink a shit pot of beer, and pick a fight with the moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I was thinking along the same line and then came upon your post. Thanks. Classic comedic episode. Â It's a better read when you can see the film in your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 or a porcupine, that lives far away from roads... Â A porcupine was eating my piss out of the dirt last weekend outside my tent... not a very proud creature. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 ducks also eat bugs and live fish. yuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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