L0ngpause Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 So, I know alot of jokes making fun of minorities, child molestors, dead babies, and women, but what are some good white people jokes??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 let the hilarity ensue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 So, I know alot of jokes making fun of minorities, child molestors, dead babies, and women, but what are some good white people jokes??? Â You, yourself, You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 So, I know alot of jokes making fun of minorities, child molestors, dead babies, and women, but what are some good white people jokes??? Â You, yourself, You. Â there's a spelling joke here somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Raciest? Racist? Jokes of Racy Racists? Â "So this Klu Klux Klanswoman in a low-cut dress walks into a bar and..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 I was 'thinking' more along the lines of "raciest" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 How do you know a redneck girl is having her period? Â She's only wearing one sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 So THAT'S where Dorothy's ruby-red slippers came from! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeezix Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Did you hear about the white guy that locked his keys in his convertible BMW? Â Called the locksmith and told him to hurry 'cause he'd left the top down and it looked like rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Are blonde jokes racist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 No but PETA might get on your case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 why was the white anglo-saxon protestant american male purchasing something unnecessary even though he though he had a crappy job and no money? Â because he was born into part of the top .0001% of the worlds population by pure dumb luck and if he was born as anyone else probably woulda died at childbirth! Â HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i made that up myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 why was the white anglo-saxon protestant american male purchasing something unnecessary even though he thought he had a crappy job and no money? Â You're right, lots of WASPS purchase condoms as permanent wallet-stuffers...they can hope, can't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Well golly-gee, Mr. Christo, that must be the problem! I'm making a note right now to get a prophylactic, on the double! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan_Halsey Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Child: "What is for dinner this evening Mother?" Mother: "Foie gras, my dearest, served upon ivory tableware." Child: "Not again!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 The best white joke I can think of is Eminem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Family Circus. Whitest jokes ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 I don't think many of these rappers are black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Sven and Gerta are well into middle-age. Gerta has suffered for the increasing lack of attention from Sven; she decides she will start a work-out regimen in an attempt to reacquire a physique sexually appetizing to Sven. Â The next morning, while Sven is in the kitchen drinking coffee and preparing breakfast, Gerta starts her work-out in bed, naked, while watching an instructor on TV. After some stretching exercizes, the instructor starts into some leg lifts; Gerta is having a hard time of it. As hard as she tries, she can't get her legs to budge off of the bed. Â Gerta grabs the sides of the matress and gets her legs to raise slightly. Grasping the sides of the matress with all her might, she grits her teeth and throws all of herself into getting her legs as high off the bed as she can. her legs fly into the air, over her head, causing her feet to become lodged in the slats of the headboard. Â Just then, Sven comes into the bedroom to collect his eyeglasses he'd left on the dressertop. As he crosses the room to the dressertop he glances over to see his wife's form still in bed. He bellows, Â "Jesus, Gerta! Would you put your teeth in and comb your hair? You look like hell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 The best white joke I can think of is Eminem  vanilla ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 The best white joke I can think of is Eminem  vanilla ice  Thanks, now that friggen song is stuck in my head. Thanks a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadbeatchrist Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Alright... So why does asprin work? Â Â Because it's white! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Why does a newspaper work? Â Â Because its red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Black and white and read all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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