raceist jokes

[L0ngpause]

So, I know alot of jokes making fun of minorities, child molestors, dead babies, and women, but what are some good white people jokes???

[Cobra_Commander]

let the hilarity ensue!

[Dechristo]

So, I know alot of jokes making fun of minorities, child molestors, dead babies, and women, but what are some good white people jokes???

 

You, yourself, You.

[minx]

So, I know alot of jokes making fun of minorities, child molestors, dead babies, and women, but what are some good white people jokes???

 

You, yourself, You.

 

there's a spelling joke here somewhere.

[Dechristo]

Raciest? Racist? Jokes of Racy Racists?

 

"So this Klu Klux Klanswoman in a low-cut dress walks into a bar and..."

[Thinker]

I was 'thinking' more along the lines of "raciest"

[Figger_Eight]

How do you know a redneck girl is having her period?

 

She's only wearing one sock.

[Dechristo]

So THAT'S where Dorothy's ruby-red slippers came from!

[Skeezix]

Did you hear about the white guy that locked his keys in his convertible BMW?

 

Called the locksmith and told him to hurry 'cause he'd left the top down and it looked like rain

[Dru]

Are blonde jokes racist?

[Dechristo]

No but PETA might get on your case.

[layton]

why was the white anglo-saxon protestant american male purchasing something unnecessary even though he though he had a crappy job and no money?

 

because he was born into part of the top .0001% of the worlds population by pure dumb luck and if he was born as anyone else probably woulda died at childbirth!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i made that up myself.

[Dechristo]

why was the white anglo-saxon protestant american male purchasing something unnecessary even though he thought he had a crappy job and no money?

 

You're right, lots of WASPS purchase condoms as permanent wallet-stuffers...they can hope, can't they?

[ashw_justin]

Well golly-gee, Mr. Christo, that must be the problem! I'm making a note right now to get a prophylactic, on the double!

[Allan_Halsey]

Child: "What is for dinner this evening Mother?"

Mother: "Foie gras, my dearest, served upon ivory tableware."

Child: "Not again!!"

[archenemy]

The best white joke I can think of is Eminem

[slothrop]

Family Circus. Whitest jokes ever.

[Dru]

[Dru]

I don't think many of these rappers are black

[Dechristo]

Sven and Gerta are well into middle-age. Gerta has suffered for the increasing lack of attention from Sven; she decides she will start a work-out regimen in an attempt to reacquire a physique sexually appetizing to Sven.

 

The next morning, while Sven is in the kitchen drinking coffee and preparing breakfast, Gerta starts her work-out in bed, naked, while watching an instructor on TV. After some stretching exercizes, the instructor starts into some leg lifts; Gerta is having a hard time of it. As hard as she tries, she can't get her legs to budge off of the bed.

 

Gerta grabs the sides of the matress and gets her legs to raise slightly. Grasping the sides of the matress with all her might, she grits her teeth and throws all of herself into getting her legs as high off the bed as she can. her legs fly into the air, over her head, causing her feet to become lodged in the slats of the headboard.

 

Just then, Sven comes into the bedroom to collect his eyeglasses he'd left on the dressertop. As he crosses the room to the dressertop he glances over to see his wife's form still in bed. He bellows,

 

"Jesus, Gerta! Would you put your teeth in and comb your hair? You look like hell."

[minx]

The best white joke I can think of is Eminem

 

vanilla ice

[archenemy]

The best white joke I can think of is Eminem

 

vanilla ice

 

Thanks, now that friggen song is stuck in my head.

Thanks a lot.

[deadbeatchrist]

Alright... So why does asprin work?

 

 

Because it's white!

[archenemy]

Why does a newspaper work?

 

 

Because its red.

[Dru]

Black and white and read all over.