glassgowkiss Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 http://info.onet.pl/1091403,69,item.html according to "Komsomolskaja Prawda" drinking alkohol on daily basis creates new nerve cells. according to this paper there is some study done in sweeden on this subject matter. so the conclussion of the article drinking creates new nerve cells, hence increasing inteligence. fucking brilliant science! i am amazed. this could be only created on the soil that raised Wieniaczka. i am heading to get some booze right now. i won't be stupid polak no more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 It works! I just did a shot of vodka, and suddenly, I could read Russian and Polish. Great article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 How do you think Dr. Flash Amazing came to reach such dizzying heights of brilliance? It wasn't by reading a bunch of stupid textbooks, tell you what. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 I thought maybe it was from reading novels written in the third person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 I thought maybe it was from reading novels written in the third person. Â Nyet. From drinking American pivo and reading Solzhenitsyn. Â Speaking of beer, anyone try that Black Boss Porter? Fuckin' A, that shit gets the job done. Those Baltika beers are pretty tasty too, some more than others. They come in nice, man-size bottles, too, for a hearty helping of the motherland. Spraznekum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Speaking of beer, anyone try that Black Boss Porter? Fuckin' A, that shit gets the job done. Those Baltika beers are pretty tasty too, some more than others. They come in nice, man-size bottles, too, for a hearty helping of the motherland. Spraznekum! Â Nope, but I'm gonna look for them. Ever had Rasputin Stoudt? It's made in the states, but it's some serious shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 higher levels of LDL's increase intelligence according to the Framingham Study. so chase that cheeseburger with a shot of whiskey and die smarter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 nice, man-size bottles for a hearty helping of the motherland. Â Waah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Speaking of beer, anyone try that Black Boss Porter? Fuckin' A, that shit gets the job done. Those Baltika beers are pretty tasty too, some more than others. They come in nice, man-size bottles, too, for a hearty helping of the motherland. Spraznekum! Â Nope, but I'm gonna look for them. Ever had Rasputin Stoudt? It's made in the states, but it's some serious shit... Â Oi, the Rasputin is a burly beverage. The Doc tried it once; took about an hour to finish the bottle...not the smoothest beer on God's green earth. Â The Black Boss, if DFA recalls, is from Poland, the Baltika from Russia. Both come in those 1 pint plus a couple ounces bottles. Good for breaking over the heads of disruptive comrades or upstart dictators! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 nice, man-size bottles for a hearty helping of the motherland. Â Waah? Â Think about it, boy genius; it'll make sense someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 nice, man-size bottles for a hearty helping of the motherland. Â Waah? Â Think about it, boy genius; it'll make sense someday. Â Okay smartypants. (But I'm a girl and it was just a little quickie to laugh at quote) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Think about it, boy genius; it'll make sense someday. Â Okay smartypants. (But I'm a girl and it was just a little quickie to laugh at quote) Â Molodets', DFA, you've found someone who is fond of quickies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 (edited) . One learns not to ask for more than the other can give... Edited May 5, 2005 by archenemy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Okay smartypants. (But I'm a girl and it was just a little quickie to laugh at quote) Â Whatever. Chicks, man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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