Winter Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Somebody's got it worse than you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Boss = Bricktop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Yeah, my boss is definitely not that bad. He's just a homophobic, xenophobic, anti semitic, Gay bashing, right wing conspiracy nut, wife cheatin, strip club goin', short, insecure, desperate, lonely, miserable little man. But he'd never feed anybody to lions. That's too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 But you have to work with a guy who watches American Idol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mec Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 But you have to work with a guy who watches American Idol. Â And I've heard rumors that you are a closet fan of American Idol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 I wonder if any boss has ever fed an employee to the snafflehounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 This gave me a nightmare last night. Â That guy's punishment should fit his crime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 It's a wonder Gary hasn't chimed in yet. He's got a gem of a boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 My boss loves the "F" bomb. Once, during a meeting, I made a hash mark on my legal pad every time fuck, or a variant thereof was uttered forth from his vile hole. After one hour, the count topped out at twenty-two. He loves throwing papers, folders, journals as well. A real class act, he. Â One of our female reps took exception to his methods and contacted personnel about a year ago. After a very short meeting she was told, "unfortunately, there's no rule against being an asshole." Strangely enough, she soon developed performance issues and was encouraged to seek other employment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 My old boss didn't have problems with foul language, but he really didn't like it when people said the words, "free lunch". If you were so unfortunate to say those words, you had to put a dollar in the beer fund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 My boss just doesn't like the word lunch period! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 i have a great boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 My boss is a pretty cool guy too. And he used to climb. When I mentioned that I wanted to go to Bolivia for three weeks last year his reply was "have a great time and bring back lots of pictures." Â Now if I could get that raise I want! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 My boss works in a different building- in fact a different city. I'm as free as a bird! All I have to do is keep my clients happy and there is nothing to worry about. My boss is happy as long as my clients are happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 I'm as free as a bird! Â Freebirdseat--you are soooo lucky! I am surprised I don't have to share the same chair with my boss. Gotta go, someone's breathing down my neck. Yeesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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