olyclimber Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Bush is headed up to straighten everything out with you guys. A nice pat on the back, and you guys will fall into line, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 As they say in Texas, it's time for the Canadians to take the bull by the tail and face the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 it's time for the Canadians to take the bull by the tail and face the situation. Â Â bwahhaahhahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahaahahahahahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Dru, can ya'll please keep him? We don't really want him anymore and I think you'll be more kind to him than anybody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 welcoming committee  in other news a group of Canadian lawyers is planning to formally charge Bush with war crimes while he is here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Bienvenue a Canada... hosers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 those protesters can screw off eh, they have no say in american politics, and no one down here gives a flying fuck what their "feelings" are. besides, we have enough crybaby liberals down here already. Â you got a problem with America? the border is always open, and dont let the door hit you on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogen Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 We don't. Worry that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MollyWorld Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers  Tuesday, November 16, 2004 By JOE BLUNDO   The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.  The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among leftleaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly.  Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.  ''I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. ''He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"  In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. ''Not real effective," he said. ''The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."  Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.  ''A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. ''I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."  When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re- education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.  In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of crossing the border.  Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.  ''If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.  ''I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. ''How many art-history majors does one country need?"  In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. ''We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 someone posted this already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MollyWorld Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Why'd you read it again, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 1, 2004 Author Share Posted December 1, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MollyWorld Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Â Â HAHAHAHA! The intardnet is smarter than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Why'd you read it again, then? Â I didn't - in its entirety. One line was sufficient. Now piss off. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MollyWorld Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Why'd you read it again, then? Â I didn't - in its entirety. One line was sufficient. Now piss off. Â Â HAHAHAHAHAHA! The intardnet is smarter than you, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 1, 2004 Author Share Posted December 1, 2004 Molly, you used to be a hottie, but now you're just another soccer mom. Is that why you're so angry? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MollyWorld Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Molly, you used to be a hottie, but now you're just another soccer mom. Is that why you're so angry? Â Â You think there's only one person in the world named Molly? Â And what do you have against soccer moms? Are all you homosexuals bitter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 1, 2004 Author Share Posted December 1, 2004 Molly, you used to be a hottie, but now you're just another soccer mom. Is that why you're so angry? Â Â You think there's only one person in the world named Molly? Â yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MollyWorld Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Molly, you used to be a hottie, but now you're just another soccer mom. Is that why you're so angry?   Are all you homosexuals bitter?  yes  Thought so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 1, 2004 Author Share Posted December 1, 2004 Mollyworld you're worth less than a fart from a flea's ass. If life was fair, you would douse yourself in oil and run into a burning building, you pussy-whipped panty fetishist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 1, 2004 Author Share Posted December 1, 2004 Â If you to need to continue the conversation, just use the search function to look up pretty much any post by Trask...and then apply it to yourself. Have a good time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Bush go home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 1, 2004 Author Share Posted December 1, 2004 Another featured four images of Bush's face that simply said: Moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Still, Bush said he wanted to "thank the few Canadians who came out to wave - with all five fingers - for their hospitality." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogen Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Did he really say that? Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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