Don't worry Canadians!

[olyclimber]

Bush is headed up to straighten everything out with you guys. A nice pat on the back, and you guys will fall into line, right?

[catbirdseat]

As they say in Texas, it's time for the Canadians to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

[scott_harpell]

it's time for the Canadians to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

 

 

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[selkirk]

Dru, can ya'll please keep him? We don't really want him anymore and I think you'll be more kind to him than anybody else.

[Dru]

welcoming committee

 

in other news a group of Canadian lawyers is planning to formally charge Bush with war crimes while he is here

[scott_harpell]

Bienvenue a Canada... hosers.

[Lars]

those protesters can screw off eh, they have no say in american politics, and no one down here gives a flying fuck what their "feelings" are. besides, we have enough crybaby liberals down here already.

 

you got a problem with America? the border is always open, and dont let the door hit you on the way out.

[Bogen]

We don't. Worry that is.

[MollyWorld]

Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers

 

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

By JOE BLUNDO

 

 

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada

has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased

patrols to stop the illegal immigration.

 

The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among

leftleaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray

and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

 

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of

sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing

their fields at night.

 

''I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a

Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red

Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was

cold, exhausted and hungry. ''He asked me if I could spare a latte

and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left.

Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

 

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher

fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers

that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. ''Not real effective," he

said. ''The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so

much they wouldn't give milk."

 

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet

liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station

wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for

themselves.

 

''A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an

Ontario border patrolman said. ''I found one carload without a drop

of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet,

though."

 

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often

wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors

have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-

education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic

beer and watch NASCAR.

 

In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes

ingenious ways of crossing the border.

 

Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy

cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young

vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities

began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen

passengers.

 

''If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk

Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian

citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an

organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon

movies.

 

''I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just

can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. ''How many art-history

majors does one country need?"

 

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada,

Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and

pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure

liberals, a source close to Cheney said. ''We're going to have some

Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species

on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out."

[KaskadskyjKozak]

someone posted this already

[MollyWorld]

Why'd you read it again, then?

[olyclimber]

[MollyWorld]

 

 

HAHAHAHA! The intardnet is smarter than you.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

Why'd you read it again, then?

 

I didn't - in its entirety. One line was sufficient. Now piss off.

 

[MollyWorld]

Why'd you read it again, then?

 

I didn't - in its entirety. One line was sufficient. Now piss off.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA! The intardnet is smarter than you, too.

[olyclimber]

Molly, you used to be a hottie, but now you're just another soccer mom. Is that why you're so angry?

 

[MollyWorld]

Molly, you used to be a hottie, but now you're just another soccer mom. Is that why you're so angry?

 

 

You think there's only one person in the world named Molly?

 

And what do you have against soccer moms? Are all you homosexuals bitter?

[olyclimber]

Molly, you used to be a hottie, but now you're just another soccer mom. Is that why you're so angry?

 

 

You think there's only one person in the world named Molly?

 

yes

[MollyWorld]

Molly, you used to be a hottie, but now you're just another soccer mom. Is that why you're so angry?

 

 

Are all you homosexuals bitter?

 

yes

 

Thought so.

[olyclimber]

Mollyworld you're worth less than a fart from a flea's ass. If life was fair, you would douse yourself in oil and run into a burning building, you pussy-whipped panty fetishist.

[olyclimber]

 

If you to need to continue the conversation, just use the search function to look up pretty much any post by Trask...and then apply it to yourself. Have a good time!

[Dru]

Bush go home!

[olyclimber]

Another featured four images of Bush's face that simply said: Moron.

[tomtom]

Still, Bush said he wanted to "thank the few Canadians who came out to wave - with all five fingers - for their hospitality."

[Bogen]

Did he really say that? Funny!