Freebird_AL Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 How does the old saying go, “The best-laid plans of mice and men often go astray”. I bet that’s how the “Kon-a-sewer” of the democrat liberal mantra feels today. Four years of the best-devised and coordinated Assault Plans for Victory, all down the drain. Not only have the Liberal Left Conspirators had their fellow Lefty Media Hacks on board, you also incorporated every deceptive tactic and even invited foreign intervention into our Nations Political Process. This must be a devastating blow for the liberal Weenies. I think a post on one of the Liberal Democratic Rag Box Propaganda machines sums it up best! Some thoughts on the morning after. “Posted by Skinner" Added to homepage Wed Nov 03rd 2004, 10:48 AM ET I cannot possibly put into words how disappointed, angry, and perplexed I am right now. The reported results coming out of Florida and Ohio simply make no sense to me. I cannot comprehend how we could have such a massive increase in turnout and not win the election. To paraphrase that little weasel Tucker Carlson: You don't wait in line for five hours to vote for more of the same. Who knows, maybe some people really would wait in line for more of the same. But my impression is that something just stinks here. As EarlG told me this morning: The result is either massively fraudulent or deeply disturbing. Yes Mr. Liberal Weenie, your massively fraudulent campaign of Lies and Deceit and its disturbing failure should give you pause to ponder. No man should have been able to withstand your assault. You think George really talks to God? Quote
Squid Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 This must be a devastating blow for the liberal Weenies. This liberal Weenie was definitely blown. Thanks, Al Quote
klenke Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 Hey Squid, which of your eight tentacles do you like to use best to rub one out? Quote
Off_White Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 Does using all eight count as group sex? Quote
Dru Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 How many one-shot spray right wing nut job avatars have registered in the last 5 days? This is fun! It's like dynamite fishing not squid jigging! Quote
Squid Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 What's so bad about squid jigging? It's natural, healthy thing- no matter what Klenke says. Quote
Freebird_AL Posted November 17, 2004 Author Posted November 17, 2004 Squid, help has arrived! Liberal sapping is almost as fun as whacking Jihad Jumping Sand Monkeys. Quote
Freebird_AL Posted November 17, 2004 Author Posted November 17, 2004 How many one-shot spray right wing nut job avatars have registered in the last 5 days? This is fun! It's like dynamite fishing not squid jigging! One must be careful when harvesting with Dynamite not to drop it down your shorts and blow your Weenie off. Quote
Dru Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 The gun lobby is well known for the Freudian connections they displaybetween guns and penis size. Attempting to compensate for lack of one, with the largest and most they can purchase of the other. Quote
foraker Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 Never let it be said that certain members of the Right are graceful winners. Of course, certain members of the Left aren't very graceful losers either. Quote
Freebird_AL Posted November 17, 2004 Author Posted November 17, 2004 Is dynamite fishing an attempt to compensate for lack of one? Or was it the reason for the lack of one? Rather over Kill don’t you think. Personally I keep my Pea Shooter in my pants till the need to use it arrives, “Carry and Conceal”! Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 "The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men/Gang aft agley" That's how the old saying goes. Just so you know. Quote
willstrickland Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 "What song is it you wanna hear?!" Best version ever? Phish's all acapella version complete with "guitar" solos. Sidesplitting hillarious. A Skynyrd concert is the only thing that can top NASCAR races at southern tracks as the penultimate display of redneck culture. Quote
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