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Settle down now Off_White. I hear they are running mental health encounter groups for people with your condition. Maybe you should look one up for a little help. Mental Illness can be treated you know.

What record would that be Pope?

Now that’s funny Pope.

Liberal Dimwit Educators of course!

Has anyone tried DeLorme’s TopoUSA 5.0 with the Aerial Data Packets yet?

Actually Squid its no generator, it’s bait! Throw in a few malformed offenders, a little Sanskrit punctuation and a little malfeasant spelling, and you can hook every Grammar Cop on the forum into reading every word of nonsense you script. I thing I got a bite?

AlpineK, this is your tax money at work. And that is the product of a public education! Brainwashed Liberal Fucks that are taught whatever problems they have it is societies fault, and society owes them a living. All Educated by Liberal dimwit Educators who would be failures themselves if not living off the Tit of the Tax payer. Meet the future Leaders of America, Alpine. Proud Product the American Public Education System!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gee Fellows aren’t Y'all warping this allegedly spitting incident all out of shape here. I mean it was probably some US Marine with a mouth full of Redman that had to spit and the sidewalk didn’t look like no Muslim holy place. Hell if I had known this was going to stir this much Mess up I wouldn't have mentioned it.

Wonder if Monica donated a cigar to the lie-bray?

Don’t have the slightest Idea on what your commenting on Foraker. Fact is, I more than welcome any comment you may offer on any subject. One can assume this floundering foray of commentary you present has something to do with “AGRIBUSINESS” and not “IRAQ”, Correct? In that sprit I will attempt a reply. Well wouldn’t that make sense? The more Acreage you farm, the more Acreage you qualify for the plan, the more percentage of products you produce, and the bigger the risk for disaster. Why should Farming be like Welfare, the less you produce in society the more you get. That sounds like another liberal conceptual agenda, at that rate we will all starve. You may say agricultural subsidies are Farm welfare, No more so than HUD, Food Stamps, ADC, The Big Dig, urban Improvement or any other Government Financial Influx. Agricultural Subsidies given to farmers, (which by the way, generate more in tax revenue than they cost) helps build the internal food production inter-structure necessary to provide the abundance that we as Americans enjoy and that so many others in the world can only dream of. Many small and large Farmers rely on the Subsidies to exist during the hard times. Kill Goose that lays the golden egg, and I can promises you big corporate farming will fleece your pockets like an Arab Oil Barren.

Chelsea = "I wish daddy would put his hand on MY LEG like that! It's been a long time since he came to my bedroom." . Hillary = "Bill's lie-brary looks like a big TRAILER PARK. And don't even THINK about moving your filthy hand up my skirt." . Bill = "It's true...this place DOES look like a cheap trailer house on stilts. I wish Chelsea were sitting next to me." Soldier = Sorry about that water I'm letting drip on you ASSHOLE! Soldier = "WOW! God stopped the rain as soon as he started to speak!

Exactly. Now Cat, what a typical liberal thing to do. At least Quote me as I spoke! Bet Michael Moore is your Hero!

Now that sound Familiar, and so is the Atar

But Corporations don’t vote, family farmers do! Still Clueless??????????

Well on this we can agree But remember Rule changing has not been only a Republican Domain, Democrats have exercised the process as much as any for convenience.

Me think’s your still missing the point as in “Clueless, is still Blue!” Farm Subsidies has existed no matter what the congressional makeup has been, or what party has occupied the White House. Forget what your Socialist Liberal Handlers have told you as to the reason for their late demise. Farmers vote Republican because they are Independent Individuals that believe that it is their right to own, manage, and produce on their “Own land”, and it is not their Social Responsibility to share ownership for the Common Good. Do you think we should all share our personal property or even our home to some unfortunate?

You must have missed this part in your selective reading.

Moveon.org would never have represented it as Satire, they would have claimed it as truth and sent the Useful Idiot’s out to spread it.

It’s got all to do with Collective Socialism and Common ownership, verses Personal Liberty and the Individual's Right of Ownership. Plain enuf fer you?

I guess if this Satire had been authored by Moveon.org you would have found it quite revealing, and something the World Court should look into Promptly.

Who every said Nixon was my Man? Now try to focus C.B.S., and quit sniffen the Catnip. The relevant subject of discussion that this thread dredges up is not, Bill Clinton’s prosecution and conviction, but the Double Standard that Democrats apply in their adoption of rules to live by. While I may agree or disagree with the Republicans new Party stances on the Subject, Democrats surly shouldn’t complain when the Republican Party’s new stances on the Subject now mimic’s the long standing Democrat Party Rule on Committee Leadership. Either yer fo' it is yer aginst it, no matter th' party! Which is It!

Yep, another Clueless “Useful Idiot Looser” lost in depression. His handler seems to have deserted him in his time of need, “Where’s that Damn Prozac”

I guess one could ask if Bill Clinton should have been removed from the presidency when he was indicted And eventually disbarred. But I am sure we will hear from the Blue State Goon Squad that Bill’s Crimes was a Political Motivated event of tampering with evidence, Witness collusion, and perjury and in no way should apply to Democrats. The fact is, this rule doesn’t apply to Democrats (Democrats don’t hold their members to such high standard) only Republicans since it is a party rule, and not a congressional rule. If you disagree with this Republican Rule change, why not ask the Democrats to adopt the original rule that was changed and then demand Republicans also reverse this change.

ZELL MILLER: I Tried To Tell You . . . America's faith in freedom has been reaffirmed. With the re-election of President Bush, America recommitted itself once again to expanding freedom and promoting liberty. Only the 1864 re-election of Abraham Lincoln, the 1944 re-election of Franklin Roosevelt and the 1980 election of Ronald Reagan rival this victory as milestones in the preservation of our security by the advancement of freedom. This election validated not just freedom, but also the faith our Founding Fathers placed in average folks to navigate the course of this great nation. By weighing the greatest issues at the gravest times and choosing our path, ordinary people have again accomplished extraordinary things. With courage and caution, rather than fear and timidity, the voters chose a path to ensure others would enjoy the same freedom to set their own path. This election outcome should have been implausible, if not impossible. With a litany of complaints — bad economy, bad deficit, bad foreign war, bad gas prices — amplified by a national media that discarded any pretense of neutrality, a national opposition party should have won this election. But the Democratic Party is no longer a national party. As difficult as the challenges are — both real and fabricated — Democrats offered no solution that was either believable or acceptable to vast regions of America. Tax increases to grow the economy are not a solution that is believable or acceptable. Democratic promises of fiscal responsibility are unbelievable in the face of massive new spending promises. A foreign policy based on the strength of "allies" such as France is unacceptable. A strong national defense policy is just not believable coming from a candidate who built a career as an anti-war veteran, an anti-military candidate and an anti-action senator. Democratic Party policies haven't sold in large sections of America in decades, and the only success of Democrats in presidential elections for 40 years was when they pitched themselves as pro-growth, low-tax, strong-defense, fiscally responsible, values-oriented candidates. Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton hummed the tune but never really sang the song, and that's why Democrat prospects have gone south in the South. In 1980, the South had 20 Democrats and just six Republicans in the Senate. As recently as 1994, the Senate had 17 Democrats and nine Republicans from the South. A decade later, the number had reversed to 17 Republicans and nine Democrats. With this election, it is 22 Republicans and just four Democrats from the South. When will national Democrats sober up and admit that that dog won't hunt? Secular socialism, heavy taxes, big spending, weak defense, limitless lawsuits and heavy regulation — that pack of beagles hasn't caught a rabbit in the South or Midwest in years. The most recent failed nominee for president stands as proof that the national Democratic Party will continue to dwindle. The South has gone from just one-fourth of the Electoral College in 1960 to almost a third today. To put this in perspective, that gain is equal to all the electoral votes in Ohio. Yet there was not a single Southern state where John Kerry had any real chance. Would anyone like to place bets on the electoral strength of the South by 2012? Maybe they should tax stupidity. When you write off centrist and conservative policies that reflect the will of people in the South and Midwest, you write off the South and Midwest. Democrats have never learned from the second or third or fifth kick of a mule. They continue to change only the makeup on, rather than makeup of, the Democrat Party. And so we have a realignment election. For the first time, in an "us vs. them" election and in the toughest of situations, Republicans have been re-elected to the White House, the Senate and the House of Representatives. Confronting an opposition that can win a divided electorate in the worst of times and that has a growing electoral base, the national Democratic Party has a choice: continue down this path toward irrelevance or reverse course. As the last Truman Democrat, I hope my party makes the right choice but know I will not be allowed to be part of it. Such is the price you pay when you love your nation more than your party. And so while I retire with little hope for the near-term viability of the party I've spent my life building, I retire with a quiet satisfaction that after witnessing the struggle of democracy over communism and fascism, the fear I once held that America might not rise to meet this new challenge of terrorism has vanished like a fog under the radiance of a new dawn. While the threat is still real, the shadow looming across a promising future is gone. And the credit for that goes to one man. Like the last lion of England, Winston Churchill, George W. Bush has stood alone and risked all to give the world a new, clearer path to the advancement of freedom. Abraham Lincoln, in his second annual message to Congress, stated: "In giving freedom to the slave, we assure freedom for the free — honorable alike in what we give and what we preserve. We shall nobly save or meanly lose the last, best hope of earth." George Bush has injected into a region of enslavement an incurable dose of freedom, and thus nobly saved that "last, best hope of earth" — free men.

Breaking news! In a shocking exclusive, it has been learned that a US Marine may have allegedly spit on the last piece of unmolested sidewalk in Fallujah. Although the details are still murky and rapidly developing, it appears that an AP News crew, as well as several insurgent witnesses, (whom I can now identify as “Muhammad,” “Mohammad,” and “Mohammed),” were on hand to capture this latest disgusting display of American imperialism and insensitivity. Mohammed commented, “I was in such shock at this infidel crusader that I almost dropped my RPG.” It is largely believed that this video does actually capture, in graphic detail, the actual spittle leaving the soldier’s mouth and impacting on the ground. ABC/CBS/NBC have already cleared their news schedules for the day and are anxiously awaiting the footage, almost certainly to be aired first by AL Jazeera. It has also been learned that the NY and LA Times, as well as the Washington Post, have cleared their front pages for the week to devote to a fuller accounting of the incident for the American people. “We have an obligation to our readers,” explained one person at the Times, who refused to be named. In a related development, CBS news appears to be ready to send Dan Rather and his geriatric, “60 Minutes” SWAT team to Fallujah in an attempt to gather actual genetic evidence that may in fact, link the act to Dick Cheney and, ultimately, Haliburton. Rather would only volunteer: “that if an old mule farted in the wind, it’d end up with a pocket full of frogs.” Overall reaction to the alleged events has, so far, been mixed. As usual, the White House was unavailable for comment. The United States Marine Corps has made all assurances that it is looking into the matter with great interest, and that such actions, by US military personnel, would be “entirely unacceptable and punished accordingly.” UN Secretary General, Kofi Anan, breaking short his vacation on the French Riviera with his son Kojo, remarked that “such corruption would be disappointing and very troubling. But I’m inclined to wait for the facts. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m late for my champagne bath.” However, several humanitarian groups have not waited to express their outrage. “This kind of brutal disregard for the dignity of the Iraqi people is indicative of the arrogance of US occupations everywhere, and only invites more freedom fighters to stand up and do only what comes natural against the imposition of freedom,” said one, well-known actor and human rights activist. Another well-placed source at the Democratic National Committee actually went so far as to suggest that perhaps that Marine should “be spit on himself.” However, in a surprising statement, former Democratic Presidential Candidate, John F. Kerry, urged calm among his fellow Democrats. Recalling his service both in Vietnam and upon his return, Kerry emphasized the importance of his fellow Democrats supporting the troops, while spitting on them. Also, in other news this week: another humanitarian worker was murdered by Islamic Supremacists, a few more were kidnapped here…a few more beheaded there…a few more million Muslims still subsist in oppression…and a documentary, (“Buried in the Sand”), which unmasked the Iraq described by Michael Moore as an “Islamic paradise,” was pulled off the shelves by squeamish retailers and Americans who can’t handle the truth... unquote