Dave_Schuldt Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 My parents live in FT Lauderdale and they say: "This place is so screwed up" http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=NW_1-T&oldflok=ne-us-12-l8&flok=FF-APO-1110&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20041027%2F1627090298.htm&sc=1110&photoid=20041026MEX06D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeezix Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Happy Birthday, Dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 more FLA freakiness  Thank god FLA is way over there...  Police: Driver Tried to Run Over Florida Rep. Harris By REUTERS Published: October 27, 2004 Filed at 2:44 p.m. ET MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida motorist was arrested Wednesday on charges of trying to run down U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris at an intersection where the controversial former state elections chief was campaigning for re-election to Congress.  The Republican lawmaker and several supporters were campaigning alongside a street corner in her hometown of Sarasota Tuesday evening. A silver Cadillac sped toward them, drove up onto the sidewalk where Harris stood, and then swerved away at the last minute, the Sarasota police report said.  No one was hurt. Witnesses noted the car's license tag number and police tracked the owner, Barry Seltzer, 46, of Sarasota, who was jailed early Wednesday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He said he was annoyed because some of Harris' supporters were blocking traffic, the arrest report said.  ``I was exercising my political expression,'' it quoted him as saying. ``I did not run them down, I scared them a little.''  Harris was Florida's secretary of state and its top election official during the state's presidential ballot recount battle in 2000. Vilified by Democrats for her role in halting the recounts, she was elected to the House of Representatives in her heavily Republican district in 2002 and faces Democratic challenger Jan Schneider in Tuesday's election Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Can we give Florida to Cuba? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Don't worry, Florida will be inundated by sea level rise within the next 100 years anyways. Unless they go Dutch and build a huge dyke, and what will the manatees do then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Don't worry, Florida will be inundated by sea level rise within the next 100 years anyways. Unless they go Dutch and build a huge dyke, and what will the manatees do then? Do you have any room in your bathtub, Dru? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Dru has no room in his bathtub. The cheeba plants are growing in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 I think Dru's tub is full of squid. If he'd move somewhere with a pool, I bet he'd take a manatee if it was offered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Giant squid eat manatees. They mistake them for baby sperm whales. You can't have both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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