Favorite movie lines

[Squid]

Go rent 'Happiness of the Katakuris'

 

"Give me your phone number- by order of Queen Elizabeth."

[EWolfe]

Brian's mother to a crowd: "He's not a messiah! He's just a very naughty boy!"

[eternalX]

"Who wants a mustache ride?!"

 

"When the boys get that syrup in them, they get all antsy in their pansty"

 

"The snazzleberries taste like snazzleberries!"

[nonanon]

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

[Skeezix]

You eat mice?

[Gidget]

I eat shit like you for breakfast.

You eat shit for breakfast?

Happy Gilmore

[catbirdseat]

Clint Eastwood in Pale Rider, "Nothin' like a nice piece of hickory".

[sobo]

From The Outlaw Josey Wales:

 

The Kid: "Ain't ya gonna bury 'em, Josey?"

 

Clint (after spitting a wad of tobacco juice on dead Abe's forehead): "Buzzard's gotta eat, same as worms."