RobBob Posted August 13, 2004 Posted August 13, 2004 where do you find pics like these pray tell? Quote
RobBob Posted August 13, 2004 Posted August 13, 2004 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!" Quote
bunglehead Posted August 13, 2004 Posted August 13, 2004 where do you find pics like these pray tell? Yeah, spill it. Quote
Szyjakowski Posted August 13, 2004 Posted August 13, 2004 zenmedia.org just a guess from clicking on the properties button of the pic. Quote
assmonkey Posted August 13, 2004 Author Posted August 13, 2004 I think they mean they want more pictures just like that one. If you turn off the "Safe results" feature in Google and seach Google Images for "panty + covering + teeny + ass" that might work. But I'm really just guessing, I don't know for sure. - a s s m n k e y Quote
EWolfe Posted August 13, 2004 Posted August 13, 2004 Ever get that nagging feeling you're being googled? Quote
K_Y_L_E Posted August 13, 2004 Posted August 13, 2004 A woman with an infant in her arms gets on the bus and as she does the bus driver says "Christ almighty!! That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!" The woman, very upset by this walks to the back of the bus and sits down next to an elderly man. Noticing that she is crying he asks her what is wrong. She replies "well When I got on the bus the bus driver insulted me. The gentleman next to her replied back "that is not right! He is a public servant, he has no right to insult you. You should go up there and give him a piece of your mind!" The woman says, "you know what I think I will" Cheering her on the man says "good for you, I'll hold your monkey" Quote
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