Lars Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become like Afghanistan. everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Benjamin Franklin on why one should choose older women over younger: Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745). June 25, 1745 My dear Friend, I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient. But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these: i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable. 2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman. 3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience. 4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes. 5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. 6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy. 7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy. 8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mer Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 The various ages of men: Men are 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 The various ages of men: Men are 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Hey now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Hey now! if the shoe fits it is probably yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Oh, come on now. We're at least 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addie Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. you know, at least they are honest about the cash part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. you know, at least they are honest about the cash part That's a first; you chics never are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 bitter bitter bitter bitter puhtoooey Just spit it out and move on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 No kidding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Easy, people. You're making too much out of it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 yeah but why does the list start at 18? between 16 and 18 they are like Japan. Small, not much room for visitors, and unable to defend themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 yeah but why does the list start at 18? between 16 and 18 they are like Japan. Small, not much room for visitors, and unable to defend themselves. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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