layton Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 "Wetter than your Wife" -aka Green Gulley near Golden (see waterfall ice guidebook). Worst name, "Saphire Bullets of Pure Ice" in Telluride. Fuckin' Colorado hippies! Quote
bellemontagne Posted July 13, 2002 Posted July 13, 2002 There's a small crag called Black Mountain near the Crab Orchard exit in Tennessee. One of the walls was named Graceland, and some of the routes had a cheezee Elvis theme... Elvis never wore Lycra Elvis' Luv Child Elvis is the Messiah Quote
fredrogers Posted July 14, 2002 Posted July 14, 2002 Dr. Sniff and the Tuna Boaters (Index) Cunning Stunt (Index) Spermburpers from Fresno (Tulomme) Urine Too Deep (Squish) The Bong (Josh) Quote
leithal Posted July 15, 2002 Posted July 15, 2002 Bald Women with Power Tools (J-tree) Owatafooliam (J-tree) Gravity's Rainbow (Tenaya) When Butterflies Kiss Bumblebees (Darrington) Quote
Dru Posted July 15, 2002 Posted July 15, 2002 Nine Inch Rage Against Jane's Tool (Cheakamus Canyon) whatever that "outnumbered his guests" route is at Index "The College of the Rookies Outddor Leadership Program Couldn't Find Their Collective Asses With A Sat Phone and GPS Let Alone Map And Compass", 10d, Jasper. The Whiteman Falls/ Red Man Soars and Black Dyke/Negro Lesbian combos are pretty funny. Quote
Uncle_Tricky Posted July 20, 2002 Author Posted July 20, 2002 World's Toughest Milkman (squamish) Quote
allthumbs Posted July 20, 2002 Posted July 20, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Uncle Tricky: World's Toughest Milkman (squamish) speaking of milk... know how to make 5lbs. of fat look good? put a nipple on it. Quote
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