april's fools

[lI1|1!]

ok let's hear 'em. whatjya do?

 

i got my coworker by leaving a message for her to call a "Mr. Lyon" and giving the number for the woodland park zoo. the folks at the zoo figured it out and explained it to her.

 

 

still bracing myself for retaliation...

[Squid]

[cracked]

[scott_harpell]

seran wrapped the toilet... my hungover army roomate pissed all over the place...

[Dave_Schuldt]

Good ones.

My boss hid my bicycle and left some POS kids bike that he found in the weeds out back in it's place. Last year my coworker put a "shitty driver" bumper sticker on the bosses car. He didn't notice it for days!

[Dru]

the homestarrunner.com april fools day toon is pretty good

[catbirdseat]

My daughter's boss called her mother's house and left a message on the answering machine to call Myra Mains. The number she left was for a local mortuary. When her mother called the number, and said, "Is Myra Mains there?", the man who answered said, "well, I should hope not".

[jon]

Me and a friend made hundreds of people believe that hackers crashed servers named after porn stars and that they had all lost their messages.

[Dru]

any of these fooled you?

[scott_harpell]

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

 

[Harry_Pi]

Hello capitalist!

We hang sign on back of co-worker pickup that say "honk if you (you're) gay." He was one mean Jose the next day.

Thank you for allow me to post.

[ketch]

Not this year so it's only a partial.

A few years back I supervised a large bulding facility dept. On the 31st we circulated a memo that informed all that the telephone system maintenance was due. As this involved forcing compressed air through the wireing to clean dust from the system, would everyone please put there phone in the trash can when they leave to help reduce the mess.

 

I don't know which was better, counting all the phones in the trash or meeting people later that had figured it out after a day or two.

[gapertimmy]

Me and a friend made hundreds of people believe that hackers crashed servers named after porn stars and that they had all lost their messages.

 

[jon]

oh i gotchu good fucker

[Blake]

the homestarrunner.com april fools day toon is pretty good

 

Dru, was it a limited time thing? I can't find it under the "holidays" section.

[lI1|1!]

wow, it's been a year already.

 

coworker who always comes in late has flatscreen monitor. took picture of what's behind monitor, set as wallpaper to make it look like screen is transparent.

 

6 hours left in workday. what to do next???

[Gidget]

I woke my husband up and told him he was 1 1/2 hours late for work.

[Bill_Simpkins]

I free soloed the South Face of American Border Peak this morning ... naked. I went super lite. I ate mice and drank goat blood. I left the rappel ropes, but you may not want to use them, considering I didn't use a harness.

[catbirdseat]

One of the guys at my company sent out an e-mail saying that our secretary had called him to remind everyone that they were restriping the parking lot in front and to move their cars to the back lot. A bunch of people fell for it, but not me because I always park in the back anyway (but I might have fallen for it otherwise).

[lummox]

hey. can you get your cat out of my garden?

[Dru]

ok let's hear 'em. whatjya do?

 

i got my coworker by leaving a message for her to call a "Mr. Lyon" and giving the number for the woodland park zoo. the folks at the zoo figured it out and explained it to her.

 

 

still bracing myself for retaliation...

 

I tried this one out today, giving the number of the local zoo. Worked like a charm

[catbirdseat]

Yeah, the folks at the Zoo had to figure it out because no one had ever called before asking for Mr. Lyon.