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Tikka went missing last night, no biggie, she's a cat, they wander. Well, I just found her, locked in the neighbor down the way's garage. Without doing damage, there's no way for me to free her....so now we wait.

 

By the volume and frequency of her caterwauling, I think she's probably okay....*MEOW*

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I think the neighbor will be home at the end of the work day. Never payed that close of attention to the neighbor lady's schedule before, but if Tik's not freed by later tonight, I'll give the SPD a call and see if they can do anything.

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Customer:

Look, it's a bleeding pet, isn't it? I've got a license for me pet dog Eric, and I've got a license for me pet cat Eric...

 

 

Shopkeeper:

You don't need a license for your cat.

 

 

Customer:

I bleeding well do and I got one. He can't be called Eric without it--

 

 

Shopkeeper:

There's no such thing as a bloody cat license.

 

 

Customer:

Yes there is!

 

 

Shopkeeper:

Isn't!

 

 

Customer:

Is!

 

 

Shopkeeper:

Isn't!

 

 

Customer:

I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?

 

 

Shopkeeper:

This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.

 

 

Customer:

The man didn't have the right form.

 

 

Shopkeeper:

What man?

 

 

Customer:

The man from the cat detector van.

 

 

Shopkeeper:

The looney detector van, you mean.

 

 

Customer:

Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.

 

 

Shopkeeper:

What cat detector van?

 

 

Customer:

The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge.

 

 

Shopkeeper:

Housinge?

 

 

Customer:

It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant!. I never seen so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards! And Eric, being such a happy cat, was a piece of cake.

 

 

Shopkeeper:

How much did you pay for this?

 

 

Customer:

Sixty quid, and eight for the fruit-bat.

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She didn't run away, she was trapped... rolleyes.gif

 

It clearly says in the initial post that Tikka the cat "went missing". You could blindly interpret this as the cat being trapped, or you could face the fact that the cat ran away. evils3d.gif

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