TheOtter Posted April 15, 2004 Posted April 15, 2004 The otter day, there was a sale on ottersauce. I thought you bargain shoppers otter know. Quote
snugtop Posted April 15, 2004 Posted April 15, 2004 does otter sauce taste like oyster sauce? Or like chicken? Quote
TheOtter Posted April 15, 2004 Posted April 15, 2004 She died of steaksauce overdose. I thought everyone otter know. Quote
TheOtter Posted April 15, 2004 Posted April 15, 2004 does otter sauce taste like oyster sauce? Or like chicken? It is the most sublime, ambrosial, transcendent flavor. Like cheetos. You otter try it! Quote
Dru Posted April 15, 2004 Posted April 15, 2004 R.I.P. Mrs_Alden not even a steaksauce through the heart can keep one of the unavatars from rising again Quote
TheOtter Posted April 15, 2004 Posted April 15, 2004 Dru said: I love otters. I take back any nasty and untrue things I may have said about their sexual habits. TheOtter is pleased. You may continue to prophetize. Quote
Dru Posted April 15, 2004 Posted April 15, 2004 THE OTTER? OH MY GOD! NECROPHILIA!!! As if that weren’t awful enough, sea otters also practice lots of kinky sex. I’ve saved this for last because—quite frankly—it contains material not for the faint of heart. If you are underage, underweight, under a doctor’s care, under glass, or if tales of strange sex acts disturb you, please close your eyes until I tell you it’s safe to open them. On the other hand, if you’re like most paddlers, remember to blink... at least occasionally. At the outset, let’s make it clear that even regular mating between sea otters is just plain revolting. A male will often bite a female’s nose and hold on until he has satisfied his lust. Sometimes females die from this experience. But we have yet to reach the ne plus ultra of disgustingness. You would think that the demise of your love interest might put the kibosh on mating, but male sea otters are so single-minded, so utterly testosterone-drenched, that they sometimes continue mating with a female that expired during foreplay. Some male sea otters even seem to prefer such necrophilia! (Fewer interruptions?) Quote
snugtop Posted April 15, 2004 Posted April 15, 2004 "A male will often bite a female’s nose and hold on until he has satisfied his lust. Sometimes females die from this experience." That otter oughta fought her way, or blew some snotter. Quote
fenderfour Posted April 15, 2004 Posted April 15, 2004 I just lost 30 miutes of my life reading the steaksauce thread. I must admit, some of the pictures that MisterE posted were pretty damn funny, but it will take an amazing event for me to stop feeling bad about having read the steaksauce post. I mean really, is steaksauce really all that funny? Is the steaksauce something that I should be concerened about? Will he/she/it do my taxes for me? There are only a few things in life that I have truly regretted doing, one of which was racing my sister to touch an electric fence, but this nodderdome is really a doozy. Consider the amount of time that has been wasted by these people. If we were to properly apply the energy and creativity and in some instances, the single minded drive to keep this thread alive, we would have the tunnel under the atlantic with a train going 800 miles an hour. In closing, I'd like to say fuck the steaksauce. Fuck the otter. Fuck steaksauce. Fuck Mrs Alden, fuck Faster than poo, fuck 'em all man. I would also like to express regret that I ever posted to this thread. Even this last post, which will surely spur on derision from the many misguided followers of the steaksauce. Quote
Dru Posted April 16, 2004 Posted April 16, 2004 there's a little bit of Ndder in us all but more in the fat kid. sure is steaky in here Quote
faster_than_poo Posted April 16, 2004 Posted April 16, 2004 Hey _Top, How's your bumnodder today? Quote
Dru Posted April 16, 2004 Posted April 16, 2004 I can't believe they deleted the Nodddder vs. Muir Hut poll! Now we will never know which is smokier? Quote
faster_than_poo Posted April 16, 2004 Posted April 16, 2004 Can you believe it? I can't believe it. My bee-had is everything! Regardless... It sure is smoky in here... Quote
olyclimber Posted April 16, 2004 Posted April 16, 2004 I can't believe they deleted the Nodddder vs. Muir Hut poll! Now we will never know which is smokier? - had that thing wrapped up anyway.... Quote
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