whirlwind Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 tonight i was working (i'm a cashier at a gas stasion) when a girl came in and i started the normal yada yada, she told me she lost her debit card and had to order a new one so i asked how much it cost, she said nothing i said i had to pay for mine, and her reply was, well thats cause ur not female. ( . ) ( . ) so my "smart" coment was, " well maybe i can borrow ur breast sometime", which isn't so bad although there were 3 other girls in line by this time. bounus was all four girls smiled and the one leaving gave me "that look" that just melts ya, oh yeah did i mention she was probly a 8 on the scale of 1-10. Quote
Mtguide Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 Defintely fast on your feet,man; so did you get her number? Gotta remember to follow through when you take a swing. Â Quote
RobBob Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 Trask would be proud. Â Except he would have gone for very direct "stroke yur beaver sometime?" Trask went for that lotta slaps/lotta kisses philosophy. Quote
sk Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 Defintely fast on your feet,man; so did you get her number? Gotta remember to follow through when you take a swing. no worries.. whirly is totaly FINE.. she will be back. no woman in her right mind forgets where the cute gas guy is Quote
EWolfe Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 Defintely fast on your feet,man; so did you get her number? Gotta remember to follow through when you take a swing. no worries.. whirly is totaly FINE.. she will be back. no woman in her right mind forgets where the cute gas guy is  Unless it's 1:12 AM, and you just came from a night of study the Tequila Research Institute  Go get some Quote
whirlwind Posted March 5, 2004 Author Posted March 5, 2004 lol i've been working swing shift, and no i dodn't get her number, maybe next time Quote
Dustin_B Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 That one is definitely going on my list. Nice work. Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 5, 2004 Posted March 5, 2004 "Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. " Â "Thank you for sharing." Â "Well, aren't we just a ray of f*cking sunshine?" Â "I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit." Â "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. " Quote
thelawgoddess Posted March 6, 2004 Posted March 6, 2004 Gotta remember to follow through when you take a swing. wirly's still young and learning. but for god's sake, every guy should heed this advice and FOLLOW THROUGH!!! Quote
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