richard_noggin Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 While I was out I stopped by this construction site , they were building one of them tall buildings. I was just driveing by in my F550 turbo deisel monster truck , so I stopped tied off my rope to the sterring wheel and rap'ed down. When I hit the ground I yell up...HEY ANY YOU IRONWORKERS GAY !!It took them some time to climb down that huge set of monkey bars. Then about 5 burly look'n dudes started mill'n around me, about then the meanest burly one grabed me up by the neck , he had the look of my bear dawg when he is bout to eat a pussy cat, quickly I explaned how BRONCO told me Ironworkers were gay. suddenly he dropped me. He than wanted to know more ...confuzed I told him the whole story. To my suprize he had this longfull look on his face. He told me this story how a few years ago he was in prison and how he had This bitch he named BRONCO because he was such a wild ride, he told me he wood let me go if I did my best to get you two hooked up ,so if you post a link to your bung hole It will save me an ass woop'n Bronco come out and play DICK Quote
AlpineK Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 suddenly he dropped me. He than wanted to know more ...confuzed I told him the whole story. To my suprize he had this longfull look on his face. He told me this story how a few years ago he was in prison and how he had This bitch he named BRONCO because he was such a wild ride Thanks for confirming my statement that Ironworkers are gay. ...Not that I needed that; just look at the Ironworker in the Village People Quote
richard_noggin Posted March 4, 2004 Author Posted March 4, 2004 suddenly he dropped me. He than wanted to know more ...confuzed I told him the whole story. To my suprize he had this longfull look on his face. He told me this story how a few years ago he was in prison and how he had This bitch he named BRONCO because he was such a wild ride Thanks for confirming my statement that Ironworkers are gay. ...Not that I needed that; just look at the Ironworker in the Village People Alpinwanker there is nothing funny or interesting in your statements Alpinwanker Is there a butt pirate wanting to come out of the closet. Your kinda hung up on this gay thing!Not that theirs anything wrong wit dat Alpinwanker =Homophobic or Butt pirate? eat asseyes Quote
Dru Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 i know its supposed to be a bolt in your avatar image but it does look kida like a gray, flaccid penis sticking out of your forehead, pretty appropriate for a richard noggin Quote
AlpineK Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 I think we could make quite a bit out of your choice of names there Dick...Perhaps your the one with the twisted psycho-sexual tendencies. Quote
richard_noggin Posted March 4, 2004 Author Posted March 4, 2004 i know its supposed to be a bolt in your avatar image but it does look kida like a gray, flaccid penis sticking out of your forehead, pretty appropriate for a richard noggin I take it tat's a from the master of spray. I wood know way better than to get in a piss'n match wit the MASTER How do you do it?Your political correct enought to keep from getting banned but funny enought when I have the time I read most of your posts and you keep it short and intelligent. I am such a DICK, and I so love to stir the pot Quote
Bronco Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Dick: Keep it up and you'll be dealing with 117 lbs of Scotch/Irish fury!!! Quote
Greg_W Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Dick: Keep it up and you'll be dealing with 117 lbs of Scotch/Irish fury!!! You have a Scots/Irish dwarf at your house? Bwahahahaha!!!! No way you weigh 117, unless you're on the complete colon removal diet. Quote
Bronco Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 You're right Greg, I weigh more than that, but 117 lbs of fury is all I can muster unless my wife lets me have my balls back. Quote
minx Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 You're right Greg, I weigh more than that, but 117 lbs of fury is all I can muster unless my wife lets me have my balls back. should've gone for the prenup. no way you're getting those back now Quote
Greg_W Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 You're right Greg, I weigh more than that, but 117 lbs of fury is all I can muster unless my wife lets me have my balls back. Bwahahahaha!!!! Right on!! Good luck tangling with that wildcat. Quote
richard_noggin Posted March 4, 2004 Author Posted March 4, 2004 Dick: Keep it up and you'll be dealing with 117 lbs of Scotch/Irish fury!!! And you'll be deal'n with 250 lbs of Irish/native american spray and if I could get my fat ass up off this armchair I wood kick your ars! DICK Quote
Bronco Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 I'll take crazy over big anytime. I'll show you my face and if you ever see me at the crags, feel free to come see how much of a man you are. Quote
richard_noggin Posted March 4, 2004 Author Posted March 4, 2004 Whoa! dude You have that crazed psychopath look in your eyes. I wood post a picture of my face but I wood have to wipe the fried chicken off my face and to do that I wood have to stop eating and your just not worth that kind of effort. What's your weapon of choise: The shillelagh,bow and arrow, or my fav a drumstick The keyboard is allways a safe option My bellys so big I can't see my DICK when I pee Quote
richard_noggin Posted March 4, 2004 Author Posted March 4, 2004 WOULD C'mon dude get real dude ..think I don't know how to spell would? It's part of the Dick Head character (avatar)I even look for other posters wrongly spelled words to lead spayers astray Quote: I have no respect for a man that knows only one way to spell a word...Mark Twain DICK Quote
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