EWolfe Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 (edited) The Orgasmatron Discovered by Dr. Meloy during a surgery procedure, this device is a permanent implant in the base of the woman's spine, triggered by remote control. [That thing better have a safety! ] Dr. Meloy is now offering the procedure for a reported $17,000. And transportation to his facility in, ahem, North Carolina. Apparently, there's a shortage of volunteers, much less paying clients? Edited January 2, 2004 by MisterE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 Well...if her man would just learn to do the job right, he wouldn't need to waste his money on this stupid contraption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 Well...if her man would just learn to do the job right, he wouldn't need to waste his money on this stupid contraption. thats what I was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 You know, I was thinking 'ol Doc must not be aware that there's already such a device and it doesn't require surgery, just some Duracell's from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 "Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed into as many females as possible." -Marlon Brando Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 so i met this guy who had some fuked up disorder where he came everytime he sneezed. he sneezed a lot too. what a mess. so i asked him what he was taking for it. he said 'pepper'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_detrick Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 "The magic of the Slightest Touch® is provided by a set of gentle pulsing and tingling frequencies that a woman can just lightly feel. These frequencies are similar to the electrical signals the body uses to communicate sexual arousal to a woman's pelvic region. When properly adjusted, the Slightest Touch® never makes the mistake of applying "too much, too soon, too hard, or too fast!" There's nothing like it in the entire world!" "The Slightest Touch® takes a woman to a pre-orgasmic plateau, and holds her there for as long as she desires. At that point, all it normally takes is the "slightest touch" to initiate one or more orgasms for her." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I think this story is appropriate at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Proud of her accomplishment, Klein gladly met the awaiting camera crew. "I just hope this isn't on any stations my parents watch," she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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