BANJO PLAYERS ARE ILLITERATE TOOTHLESS DROOLERS!

[Mr._Natural]

Bach's Partita No. 3

 

if you don't have good sound or broadband then nevermind.

[allthumbs]

The devil went down to Georgia

He was looking for some dope to smoke

He was in a bind cause he wasn’t high

And he was achin’ to take a toke

When he came across this young man

Smoking on a bowl and getting it hot

And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump

And said, "Boy" let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it

But I'm a dope smoker too

And if you'd care to take a dare

I'll make a bet with you

Now you toke a pretty good bowl, boy

But give the devil his due

I bet a bong of hash against your stash

that says I’ll get higher than you

The boy said "My name's Johnny

And I may be a dick

But I'll betcha that I can get twice as high

and probably twice as quick

 

Johnny get the resin from your bowl

And fill that baby up

Cause the narcs broke loose in Georgia

And the devil deals in drugs

And if you win

You get this shiny bong filled with hash

But if you lose, the devil gets your stash

 

The devil pulled his pipe from his pocket

And he said "I'll start this show"

And fire flew from his disposable bic

As he lighted up his bowl

And he put that stem up to his lips

And he took an evil “whiff”

Then a band of junkies joined in

And it sounded something like this

 

(coughing, wheezing)

 

When the devil finished Johnny said

Well you're, pretty good old son

But hand me over that pipe right there

And let me show you how it's done

 

round and round and smoke that weed

Gotta get fucked up, yes indeed

reachin’ in the bag and pickin’ out seeds

Gotta get enough to fill my needs

 

The devil bowed his head

Because he knew that he'd been beat

And he laid that golden bong

On the ground at Johnny's feet

Johnny said "Devil just come on back

If you ever want to get high again

Cause I told you once, you son of bitch

I'm the biggest “head” that's ever been"

[Doug]

with this guy

[bobbyperu]

thanx doug! lovely!-k

[Crackbolter]

Here is the real toothless lonesome sound. Bela is cool but Ralph is a real hillbilly.

[bobbyperu]

thanx tony oh my! the office is rockin' while the shredders slide down the sno under the warm glow of lights outside... thanx you two for creating a nice little scene up in herr... -k

[sobo]

with this guy

 

"This river don' go ta Aintry, boy."

[bobbyperu]

with this guy

 

"This river don' go ta Aintry, boy."

deliverance right?

[sobo]

Abso-fahq'n-lutely! Classic!

[olyclimber]

What about dem Bad Livers? Their (Danny Barnes) singer now live out be my ole homestead in Quilcene (actually, he lives in Chimacum). Yeehaa!!!